.Helena Beyer.

Constant state of delusion

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

It’s officially this hot outside

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your secret is safe with me until I drink a margarita

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

😭

[judgy eyes @realityvonteas]

Work like Vicki. Love yourself like Lisa Barlow. Spend like Dorit. Spiral like Shannon. Disengage like Meredith. Vacation like Ramona. Stir the pot like Tamra. Hold a grudge like Lisa Vanderpump. Live your own truth like Teresa.

[Ms. Amish @camillepawglia]

Summer affirmations: linen is meant to be wrinkled and martinis are meant to be spilled

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"just lock tf in" babes I’ve got ADHD i am locked tf out with the keys inside.

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

One of my favorite underrated #PumpRules vocal stims is when Ken is talking to Lisa and Katie and he dropped this masterpiece:

“I can’t believe that Tom Sanzsavole had Raquel over when Ariana’s away.”

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

bitch we thought you died

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Watching folks learn Ariana lore outside of being the host of love island usa is funny bc she one of them crazy yt bitches who says anything. Folks be mad at her for her love island opinions meanwhile I promise she don’t give a fuck 😂

[𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖎𝖊 @blxckcherryvamp]

THIS was good tv and will never be recreated i'm not joking in the slightest

[ivy 🪽 @heavenstonight]

she was so quick with it omg

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[✨🦋helene🦋✨ @hvayou925]

Been a Spencer Pratt hater since 2007.

[on appeal for legal reasons @Erikaslit]

Thank you Los Angeles for vindicating Lauren Conrad once again. Fuck Spencer Pratt.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

SPENCER PRATT JUST LOST THE ELECTION!!!

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

I know Lauren Conrad is laughing hysterically right now 😏

[Kimbrrlee 🐞 @Kimbrrleeee]

Everyone: you all hate Spencer because he’s not a Democrat

Me: I have hated him since the early 2000s