Helena

She/Her. Feminist. Socialist. Raconteur. Ardent fan of the Oxford comma.

[Helena @HelenaMarie]

Parenting is pulling out your Fall jacket for the first time that year and finding a tiny, crumpled pair of Elsa undies in the pocket. It’s like the feeling when you find a $20 bill you left last season but the exact opposite.

[Helena @HelenaMarie]

Ok, Australia, is it eggplant or aubergine? Whose side are you on?

[Helena @HelenaMarie]

@ThatGirlRenita It’s so precious

[Helena @HelenaMarie]

This is where I see myself in twenty years - self-publishing cat travelogues. 💚💚💚

[chaotic cats @chaoticcatpics]

left my cat with my parents for 2 weeks and my mom made a book, a thread

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

Homelessness is a policy choice.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

🙏🏾

[Mondaire Jones @MondaireJones]

If you think the Memphis police officers had to be white in order to exhibit anti-Blackness, you need to take that AP African American Studies course Ron DeSantis just banned.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

End Qualified Immunity!

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

“How can it be racist if the police are Black?”

BECAUSE THE INSTITUTION OF POLICING ITSELF IS RACIST

[Helena @HelenaMarie]

Me, making my husband listen to “100 years” by Five for Fighting because I’ve got fifteen on my mind.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Congratulations to Kevin McCarthy on his quinceanera.

[John Bull @garius]

Look. I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Harry has a problem with his family then he needs to persuade the French to fund him, raise an army, invade and seize the crown.

What else was Brexit for, if not to restore traditional British approaches and values?

[Helena @HelenaMarie]

@alloveranthony Allegory.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

This is the worst day McCarthy has ever had at the Capitol and he was once almost murdered there.

[Helena @HelenaMarie]

It’s not just me!

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

Every time I see the Tesla logo I wonder why he chose an image of an IUD

[Jerry Avenaim @avenaim]

@elonmusk Tom was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOOOOO

[Vote Yes Forest Preserves @VoteYesFP]

Because of your support, the referendum to invest in the Forest Preserves of Cook County has PASSED!

We have now ensured the forest preserves are there for future generations by restoring & expanding protected lands, supporting & creating new jobs for our communities, and more.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Helena @HelenaMarie]

Ok but Great Australian Bake Off is like amateur hour. Right? We all know it’s not as good as Great British Bake Off?