Helena Wroblewski

Wisconsin//Chicago • Scorpio ♏️🐉

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely LOVE San Diego but sometimes I do catch myself missing Chicago…….

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

I literally cannot stop farting today

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

Someone asked me my nationality. I said “what do I look like?” They said, “white.” Girl white is not a country

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

If my uber driver doesn’t take a sip of water or have a cough drop I think I might lose it

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

They dropped me off on the side of the road I am now in my own uber :)

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

Giving live updates, I think I’m going to their house

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

However I have a really bad habit of just getting in to cars

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These Colombian ladies just adopted me for the night and put me in their uber because I didn’t have any service to call an uber back to my hotel ❤️girlhood

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

John pork is calling someone on my flight

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

One thing about me is that I will never want to book a cooking class when I travel

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i love abortion and birth control and immigrants and trans ppl and community and kindness and having fun

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

Whenever I get overwhelmed I always think about starting over on a deserted island where no one knows me and I can create my own reality. A dreamer girl fr 😔

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

Feeling like being in a magical forest with plenty of moss and making fairy houses with my sisters rn

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

Re-entering my weird girl era - re-learning how to unicycle

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

A love like Morticia and Gomez Addams >>>>>>>>

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

If you’re ever wondering what I was like as a child just watch a few DW clips from Arthur and I had the same haircut

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

Anthony Bourdain was such a treasure

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

Barcelona might top Paris for my least favorite place I’ve visited 🫣

[Helena Wroblewski @HelenaRose70]

One more week of normal life then I’m gone 😁