helene

you come here often?

[helene @HeleneNLewis]

this is foreplay.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Godlight tonight queen?

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I found a bra in his suitcase and he said it’s from when he was f@t years back. He said he had saggy titt!ěs and kept it to remind him how far he’s come with his weight loss journey.

[erika @yeeeerika]

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[Nyme 📖 La mascarada del carnicero | Graceling @nymespren]

SI SOY

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

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[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Do you ever just wanna

[helene @HeleneNLewis]

Dave Portnoy’s dog, Miss Peaches, has me in an absolute chokehold 😭

[jack @fkajack]

the gay vs straight divide has never been captured so perfectly

[clare @sadderlizards]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[Ron @boynamedRON]

All the work your body does just to hear a man lie to you