Hello, I'm the gossipy wife of the minister & mother to Jessica Lovejoy. I know what you did last summer & I'm not afraid to tell everyone, either. /fan account
Not to brag, but our Jessica was so good this year that she got TWICE as many gifts as last year! …but of course, remember that presents isn’t the real meaning of Christmas. ✝️
Helen introducing herself to Marge in her first appearance as if Marge hasn’t been living in Springfield for years already is the funniest thing to me. “You remember me, don’t you?” GIRL