Helga Open-legs

keithana . aspiring rivethead . 21 year old binoclarde . somebody's evil doppelganger, agent of mammon

[Helga Open-legs @HelgaOpenLegs]

recent pic

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@EBMoid feeling very much like The Woman recently

[朧 @OBO6O]

無性別

[Helga Open-legs @HelgaOpenLegs]

that's something i had difficulty with quite a bit afterwards was just dealing with shitty comments from people i considered my friends and it wasn't even out of concern, just be backhanded for no reason

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grindr/hookup culture #notevenonce genuinely one of the worst times of my life but now i have stories to tell and writing material so was it really all that bad

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i have known some crazy guys who liked me but the evil guy mentioned in prev post was really up there in terms of weirdness lol

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person i knew overtly suggested that i should know something because i was promiscuous. i updated them about my boyfriend once and they were weird about it because my relationships in the past didn't last long like ok. maybe be happy that i am out of that instead

[Helga Open-legs @HelgaOpenLegs]

is it bad to say i was so desperate for love at this point of my life that i almost dated him but i also did not want to be apart of his weird money making schemes

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i have known some crazy guys who liked me but the evil guy mentioned in prev post was really up there in terms of weirdness lol

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he had a guy friend that he had sex with before but he wanted to date me but he also wanted to record me having sex with his friend and it was so weird and i don't even think it was like a cucking thing i think he was extremely self conscious lol

[ping @doomedtrickster]

no, not elise

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this pic of assad zaman reminds me of a guy who really liked me but he was also very evil... but i know assad is nothing like that evil guy this haircut just gives me flashbacks

[Warren @heavensab0v]

how romantic

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the six degrees of separation theory is so scary because it's kinda true. like through the people i know, i am connected to ishowspeed, shane dawson, and the amazing atheist.

[7 @politefoid]

How it feels to have a ton of trauma but no triggers

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i don't mind it's just really funny like why am i seeing this

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there's a guy i follow on here who's on private and all he does is try to flirt with women in the comments and i genuinely don't know why i followed him

[paprika yuraoi scholar @paprikagen_]

interview with the vampire dares to ask the question of what if bella swan was a 69 year old late-in-life bisexual guy