Duncan V. VanDerBilt

I'm an imp of a pup and the librarian of Helheim. I want to be evil. I want to spit tacks. I want to sing songs like the guy who cries.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

One Helheim night, overwhelmed by curiosity, I peered carefully into this world of mortals and nearly fled back to my safe library. Then I discovered Twitter and hashtag games. That is why, despite being mistaken for a dog, this snarky imp remains.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

The glories of twitter are once again mine to behold! This is just a fancy way of saying I managed to get some fleeting computer time.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

I haven't been here in awhile and I can't come up with anything interesting to say at this moment. I'm so hilarious at home but this happens a lot here. 😆

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@jhog667 Ah, that makes sense to me. I was being too based in history. Shakespeare did make a lot of characters out of actual figures.
It's good to be back. I always miss this place when life keeps me away.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

Tonic was a fine wonderful gentleman. I (and my people here) are sorry you lost him but are glad he had such a long life with you. You two belonged together.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

Oh, twitterverse how I've missed you!

[David @ahzoov]

While cleaning today, I found a burrito that had fallen behind a counter, so long ago it had mummified. I'm thinking of selling it to the British Museum. Or maybe they'll just steal it.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@DashHound7 Handy Halloween decoration!

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@AssusReamus I hope not because I'd be raging away.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@FloridianTiff I haven't see any of them either.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The fact that I know more about Johnny Depp’s and Amber Heard’s relationship than I do about the crimes committed by Ginni and Clarence Thomas shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

[Xana Ratrinyx @blackestaria]

@HelheimsImp It could be worse. I could be watching the terrible and lame seasons rather than staying with 1 thru 5. At least I'm only driving people nuts with the good stuff. For an educational show they get tons wrong but I'm only there for the comedy.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@bikerdude_vet 11

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

So far, the Republican Party has banned abortion, books, history lessons, and Disney, because they really, really, really hate cancel culture.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@SweetJesus3000 It's a flying asshole no matter which name wins.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@CSurvivor9 What a great thing it would be if people would learn how to simply scroll on by stuff that gets them in a bunch. Who doesn't know what a meme is these days anyway?

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@SSHobbs @CSurvivor9 I laughed way too hard at the last part of this.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

Xana, going to the dog yard to clean up after them:
I'm off to do some dung farming.
Me: You've been watching way too much Horrible Histories. Stop it. Just stop.

[Duncan V. VanDerBilt @HelheimsImp]

@DrunkenCrunker @bassbridge_von I didn't like the weather before everything went nuts so I just have more reasons to avoid it now.