V O R T È X

Helicopter helicopter 🎶

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚, 𝙁𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝙿𝚞𝚣𝚣𝚕𝚎

𝚅 𝙾 𝚁 𝚃 𝙴 𝚇

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

[Has had physic damage dealt to him but pokes his head into the med bay] hey firstie?

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Oh Firefox loaded finally let’s just see what these banks look

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

[approaching the medbay loudly so he doesn’t scare anyone inside]

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Is that the distressed clatter of tools I hear?? First aid must need me!

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Regardless I’m still really good at this interrogator thing it gave me the location of six Autobot banks. Can ya believe all I gotta google is “ Autobot Inflation” and click on the images??

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

..Maybe I need glasses

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Oh wait that’s not mirage it’s just a pile of Pepsi cans sweet ok my pro-folio is intact :D

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Anyone else hear a baby crying like really loud and also seeing Pete Davidson in the corner

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Scratching interrogator off my Indeed profile I guess my bad

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Oh uh. I kinda? Am? Me and firstie do take turns with the worms, we share wormustody

[𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔 . ⍩ @horrortactics]

i forgot you were a single dad !!! how could i forget that !!!

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

..hey is he gonna eat the paper on the Medi-berths

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Don’t you worry sis, I love little guys and I take great care of the worm kids! I’ll be the best shark dad there is

[𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔 . ⍩ @horrortactics]

hehehe !! take good care of him , okay ? because i’ll KNOW if he’s sad .

{ A VERY SERIOUS LOOK … before petting the shark plushie . }

oh , he’s so cute . ( 🥰 )

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

BILLY THE BLAHAJ MANEATER!!
[He makes billy wave a fin] HE SAYS HI BACK 🥹🥹🥹

[𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔 . ⍩ @horrortactics]

his name is actually blahaj !!! but we can name him billy for short !!! that sounds so FUN .

hi , billy !! ( 🤩 )

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

IT DOES!!
[Gently takes and squeezes] AND HES SO HUGGABLE!! CAN WE NAME HIM BILLY??

[𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔 . ⍩ @horrortactics]

ISN’T IT CUTE ?? ISN’T IT THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN EATER EVER ?? it looks just LIKE US !!

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

Oh absolutely. Solange pretty much does that all the time

[𝘍𝘐𝘙𝘚𝘛 𝘈𝘐𝘋. ⚕ @nurseorder]

hrm , you sound as if you’d like to be that parent .

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

[GASPS AS HE LOOKS AT IT] YOU GOT ME ONE OF THOSE HUMAN EATERS!!! OH MY GOODDDDD

[𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔 . ⍩ @horrortactics]

i got you something !!! because i’m a good big sister . ( 🥰 )

{ HOLDING OUT A SHARK PLUSHIE , oh wow ! }

[V O R T È X @HelicopterBrute]

…are we sure about that. He seems like he needs some parents and someone to hold him while he flips off a grocery store clerk

[𝘍𝘐𝘙𝘚𝘛 𝘈𝘐𝘋. ⚕ @nurseorder]

he’s not a baby , vortex …