TyroneSlothrop

Fire breathing and punk and black metal enthusiast.

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@3YearLetterman @chrisboettcher9 Who is Chet Betcher and why does he open doors with ease? Getting hammered while one's children scamper about is a great American tradition. Why does Chet hate America?

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@KenPaxtonTX Why did you give a child rapist less than a month in jail?

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@ThatEricAlper A Love Supreme---John Coltrane
Loveless---My Bloody Valentine
(2 way tie)...

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@Pope_SixtusVI Lucius, Coach has so many championship rings that he struggles to open doors. You, on the other hand, open doors with ease. Delete this and do better.

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@3YearLetterman @TheDemocrats @StephenM Coach, with all due respect, stephen miller turns doors with ease and has never lettered in shit.

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@StephenM Why did Ken Paxton give a child rapist less than 30 days in jail?

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@StephenM Little stevie miller made history by being the biggest wimp ever in any presidential administration. My 8 yr old niece could kick his ass without breaking a sweat.

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@3YearLetterman @WeaselHandyMan @rioserenity_ Thank you for your service.

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@presbenfranklin @RepBoebert He's also in the Broadway musical Hamilton. I'd like to escort Senator Boebert to that theater experience.

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@JenLawrence21 @3YearLetterman The Hungry Games sucked.

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@DineshDSouza Dinesh dsouza: a childish man with his tongue up trump's ass...

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@AyeoDoja Breezy, you obviously have to wait hours for a table at Beef O'Bradys.

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@Beema32 @3YearLetterman Barney, what a way to tell the world you have a subpar DVD collection...

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@w_terrence trump-bootlicker says what?

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@SecScottBessent thank you for this email...

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@laurenboebert Perhaps the Senator would like to join me in attending Hamilton (a play about the great American actor and patriot George Hamilton)...

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@GuntherEagleman @FLOTUS Does it get tiring? Having your tongue up trump's ass?

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@FLOTUS I really don't care. Do u?

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@RepBoebert Senator, would you join me in attending a musical?

[TyroneSlothrop @HelinKen]

@catturd2 Cash Patel has been in 43 bar fights.