Du Jiesheng

Don't beat yourself up, leave that to me!

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

明明是自己的错，那为何又感到如此委屈

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

I DON'T STAY ON CAMPUS NO MORE SO I CAN AFFORD TO EAT FOOD!

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

Bought a footlong Subway sandwich thinking that it'll be comfort food. Turned out to be less tasty and less filling than I remembered.

The times have changed.

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

Also the correct sequence to prepare and eat cereal is:
Excess cereal first (you want enough cereal for the whole breakfast on the first pour), then add milk after.

There should be a final pour of milk to wash down all the stray pieces of cereal in the bowl, and in your mouth.

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

The essence of eating cereal with milk is enjoying that textural region between the crispiness of cereal and a homogenous dairy mash

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

Sometimes I lose at this game of chicken

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

I bet the airlines know I'm tall.

"If we get this tall fucker to sit in the bad seats for long enough, one day he'll pay to have legroom"

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

Only had to wait until 5.0 for free 5* to put this skin on

[chaii ✧ 💜 @chaiidayo]

sg miku 💀💀💀💀💀🇸🇬

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

I thought I just became really bad at osu but turns out it's just fucking nahimic's bloatware audio driver giving me 100ms latency

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

@mug1wara26 Wait what is your tetrio profile

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

I did a thing

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

Don't you love it when your database prof likes to do a little rick rolling

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

I dids it.

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

SEP buff?

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I applaud the high level of integrity but this just makes Singaporean politicians look miserable.

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

Imagine being prosecuted for corruption over a Brompton Bicycle and couple bottles of whisky.

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

Still thinking of that time the airport security said "homie went out to empty his bottle" before opening the side gate for me.

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

Living in Europe is spending a lot of money at the supermarket and not knowing how long the groceries will last.

[Du Jiesheng @Helios44js]

So far, the trend has been: delay = 50% intended travel duration.