Helios

Helios God of the Sun -I like long walks on the beach, rides on my horse-drawn chariot, and having affairs

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

This is my last tweet y’all, think of me when you look at the sun #ByeSuckas #ItsBeenReal

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

Not only am I the Titan god of the sun, I am also a guardian of oaths, AND the god of sight!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@Hera13282017 Nice! Your cloak is giving the sun a run for its money!!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

Just realized my daughter Circe was Odysseus’ side chick... not cool man #ferda

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

Rip to my son Phaethon- you nearly set the Earth on fire when you lost control of my chariot but Zeus struck you down with lightning, saving all mortals from death.

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@Hermeseses1 That’s true! Thank you for stopping my daughter!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

Disappointed in my daughter, Circe, for turning some of Odysseus’ men into pigs! How malicious!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@Hermeseses1 Let’s carpool!!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@aphroditegroup2 Then why haven’t you cursed me yet? #BoomRoasted

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@CuteArtemis Let me know if you want to cruise in my chariot sometime!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

“Bright rays beam dazzlingly from him, and his bright locks streaming from the temples of his head gracefully enclose his far-seen face...” Guess i’m a pretty good looking guy- thanks for the compliment, Homer!!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@Olymbus2 The romans think we conflated (combined into one)! Isn’t that just ludicrous?! #TheyCallMeSol #2DiffPeople

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

Pulled a real Oedipus on this one... married Selene- goddess of the moon and also my sister🌞🌚 #WifedMySis

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@Athenagoddesso3 You’re the reason I can ride in style. You walked so I could run. You’re welcome to a spin on the chariot whenever you’d like!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@FishBoyPoseidon I appreciate that, you’re a real G

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

That moment when soldiers at sea from the Trojan War kill and eat your cattle so you send a storm to kill them all

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@FishBoyPoseidon Not when they mess with MY cattle!!

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@HadesGroup2 I’ll grab my chariot and be on my way homeslice 😎🌞

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

@Athenagoddesso3 Madonna is quaking rn

[Helios @HeliosTheSunGuy]

Tesla who?? I prefer a carriage with my 4 favorite winged steeds flying me east to west across the sky! #ControllerOfTheSun #CheckOutMyRide