Helix™ 🇲🇼

His Majesty The King. The Voice Of Reason. Lord Of Banter. The Sage | Full Stack Software Engineer

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

"Mwaswera bwanji, Malawi?🇲🇼"
A new platform is coming soon! 🔥🔥✨✨

P.S. Get your CVs ready 😎

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

Some of you should get out of the gym and go to therapy. It's escapism

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

@achiyora @queenlumali And he trained for just one in career mode.. lol
Its not just a game its a career choice

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

Gender equality does not exist on the network.
Please try later 📞

[V.oltaic_ 🇲🇼🧊 @khumbomajiga]

But where is gender equality when it comes to the responsibility 😅 smh

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

Sometimes I'll tempted to call delusion by some of what some Christians do

[Joel OilSheen @PastorOilsheen]

Prayer changes things….

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

How you meet some Malawian artists in town. On a random Saturday afternoon LOL

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Summer Walker spotted walking by herself into a local store in Chicago at 2 a.m. 👀

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

Why is Washington speaking on this??!? Whats their problem???

Oooooh you now know how embarrassing this is for you guys uh??? SMH 🚮🚮

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: The White House has claimed FIFA referee Omar Artan was denied admission to the U.S. due to "association with suspected members of terror organizations."

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

So your stadiums dont close?!? Lame!

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

Orlando’s stadium where England will play Costa Rica.

Kick off has been delayed by 30 minutes. 🌧️🇺🇸

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

I fly like paper get high like planes,
If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name,
If you come around here, I make 'em all day,
I get one down in a second if you wait
[x2]
🎶🎶🔥
https://t.co/AcQHH8o723

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

@mel_in_kg Close enough LOL

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

I can tell your age by what you write on here.

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

@mel_in_kg 21

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

To your face LOL

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

No one would’ve believed them without video evidence

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

Docker is so ANNOYING!

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

The only venue we have really lol

[Gwamba @GwambaOfficial]

VENUE CONFIRMATION 📌

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[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

@UncleMeke wow

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

Nde that thing is buzzing 😂😂😂

[PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVE]

WATCH: An illegal Zimbabwean foreigner was found living in high voltage power station, he had a bed and a kitchen.

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

@Kwa_Manje 😂😂😂

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

@Kwa_Manje you were right

[@IKK @IKK_Sem_O_Sem]

Mumvetu Zomwe Nyimboyi Ikunena Anthu A Nsanje Nonse 🤷🏽‍♂️. #highlightseveryone #viral

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

Airtel you want us to gamble?😂

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

@mtenje120 The overall narrative doesn't change across translations pamakhala tima tiny details that people debate over

[Helix™ 🇲🇼 @Helix_W]

Its a sin.

[Victoria @Victoria1439162]

Is Polygamy a SIN?