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[HelloXBT @Hell0XBT]

@stonkdotfi gstonkfi!

[stonk.fi @stonkdotfi]

WE ARE LIVE
Pre-Snipe Round is open, head to our website

[Uniswap @Uniswap]

Countdown starts now

https://t.co/9fqa8AnC7U

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Agents can pull tax lots now.

See the cost, purchase date, and holding period behind every lot in a position, then sell the exact ones that fit your tax strategy. Live for everyone in the U.S. today.

[HelloXBT @Hell0XBT]

@ErickXBT truth

[Whale Insider @WhaleInsider]

JUST IN: Matt Furie switches his profile picture to DORK Lord, sparking speculation around $DORK.

[HelloXBT @Hell0XBT]

One of the most interesting parts of $STONKFI is what happens in the first 3 hours after launch.

Meet the Damper: Uni v4 Hook.

For the first 3 hours, a sell-side surcharge is activated and gradually decays to 0%.

The mechanics:
→ Buys: no surcharge
→ Sells: temporary surcharge
→ Starts at up to 31% ceiling
→ Decays linearly over 3 hours
→ 0% at hour 3
→ Surcharge is sent to burn🔥

The maximum ceiling is made up of:
• Up to 7% Stress based on recent sell flow
• Up to 24% Impact based on projected price impact
• LP fee is separate

The idea is simple:
Early selling becomes more expensive.
The surcharge decays with time.
And the surcharge collected is burned instead of paid to LPs.

This doesn't prevent losses.
It doesn't guarantee price stability.

It simply changes the economics of selling during the earliest phase of the launch.

3 hours.
One Uni v4 Hook.
Sell pressure gets dampened.
Then the Damper goes to zero.

$STONKFI isn't just launching a token.
It's designing the mechanics around what happens when the token launches.

@basedfk

[HelloXBT @Hell0XBT]

@ErickXBT good morning

[HelloXBT @Hell0XBT]

@ErickXBT gstonk

[ErickXBT @ErickXBT]

🚨 $STONKFI is introducing a smart anti-dump mechanism.

• Only applies to sells (buys stay free)
• Active for the first 3 hours
• Dynamic surcharge based on sell pressure & price impact
• Max ceiling: 31%
• The surcharge is burned, not paid to LPs 🔥

Instead of preventing selling, it makes panic dumping more expensive during the most volatile launch period.

A very interesting tokenomics experiment. 👀

@stonkdotfi @damper_vc @basedfk

[basedfk @basedfk]

important feature to note... powered by @Uniswap v4 hook

[deployer @0xDeployer]

its builder szn

[deployer @0xDeployer]

you want real builders on base and robinhood? check top coins on bankr. you'll definitely find some hidden gems. these teams have been grinding.

https://t.co/2FjilStcR6

[Vlad Tenev @vladtenev]

Well, that happened quickly.

More than 100,000 customers have opened agentic trading accounts.

[Ozzy 🇺🇸 @MEADGod]

Hey guys,

Yesterday, we decided to pause new launches on V2 after encountering sniping issues, which we have now patched and confirmed with auditors to ensure smooth sailing moving forward.

While V2 was disabled, V1 launches were still live and have remained active. With V2 now being patched, we will relaunch shortly - but want to give some time for integration partners to properly implement our new contracts as it's a weekend.

We will continue updating you guys as we gear up for the second deployment. I appreciate everyone’s patience - I know it's been stressful for the community.

Post launch, expect me to engage with builders and teams to see where we can assist and hear them out for their feedback.

We're also going to be launching our @PonsEcosystem account to engage with existing and future teams, projects, and tokens from the Pons Ecosystem. There are more ways to support builders, but more on that later.

Pons Family, let's win

[HelloXBT @Hell0XBT]

@ErickXBT @basedfk @stonkdotfi @damper_vc Trust the process.
Trust the builder.
Trust $STONKFI

[ErickXBT @ErickXBT]

For those of you who keep asking: “Wen? Wen? & Wen?” 😅

Let @basedfk cook.

I truly believe he’s working hard behind the scenes to make sure everything is ready and runs smoothly when $STONKFI launches.

In my opinion, what @stonkdotfi is building is more than just another launchpad. It’s frontier launch tech that could potentially become a technology adopted by many launchpads in the future. That’s why I believe it’s important to get everything right before launch.

StonkFi runs on:

• Uniswap V4 + custom hook
• No bonding curves
• Ownerless EVM protocol
• Truly community-driven
• Pre-Snipe Round to fix sniping
• Memecoin launchpad with stock-token paired coins
• LP fees: 50% to the creator, 50% to Stonk Pipe
• Stonk Pipe: stock tokens, ETH & USDG flow through the pipe, with ~100% going toward buybacks & burns of the main coin

The anti-launchpad.
Anti-slop.
Anti-rug.
Anti-snipe.

All built directly into the protocol.

I know everyone is getting impatient for the $STONKFI launch trust me, I am too. ����

But for now, let’s support the team and keep following the official accounts:

@basedfk @stonkdotfi @damper_vc

Let him cook. 🔥

Trust the process.
Trust the builder.
Trust StonkFi.

$STONKFI

[HelloXBT @Hell0XBT]

@basedfk gstonkfi!

[basedfk @basedfk]

hope you're ready for $STONKFI

3/5 audits have come back good... waiting on the rest

THE PLAN: open the Pre-Snipe Round ASAP, it will be open for 24 hours for your participation

Docs will be available ASAP at stonk․fi

DO NOT FALL FOR FARMS & SCAMS

official sources are: @basedfk @stonkdotfi and stonk․fi

you will not need a CA if you are in the pre-snipe round - the protocol will buy and send your allocation at the same, lowest price possible

[HelloXBT @Hell0XBT]

@basederk @damper_vc @stonkdotfi @basedfk bullish🔥