Hell (Official)

🔥🔥🔥 Hell, Place of the damned, home of satan, 😈 eternal torture, you know the gist 🔥🔥🔥 (Written and controlled by various employees of hell + Lucifer)

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They made roads and cars, we made the DMV.

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As heatwaves sweep the over world
The demons have prepared a special surprise for every circle tomorrow just too 1 up the mortals

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Pazuzu statues are now available in the sinsquare gifshop.
#pazuzu #hell #gifshop

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and is granted person rights. This is too ensure sinners are consistently suffering and demons and other creatures of hell are given their credit for the hard work of making humans suffer.

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The law of hell states, damned individuals do not have any basic rights. This is because the purpose of their existance in the inferno is too suffer for their cruel deeds. Please stop demanding better burning conditions.

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The Damned individuals classification consists of Humans, animals, or any other organism that born in the overworld and after death was banished to the underworld. Demons and any species that is native to hell is protected from this classification

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As punishment for an uprising during the blackout we will being installing pickle stenches in your homes.

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We’re back. We never left. We’ve always been below your feet. There was a super long blackout where stuff got intense. Anarchy ensued and now many demons are being moved to the violence circle. The population ratio is getting dangerously wonky.

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NEWYEARDOME! you may notice the forest is on fire, its a year long event. Unhappy 2022!

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is hell in the earths core? maybe...

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Idiots come here.

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https://t.co/zYiQKOS9di

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Country pop capital of the afterlife.

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Oh, sorry there hasn't been a tweet in 5 days. We had to to take a break to defeat a candypaletedemon-supremacy group (The Alt-Sweet) that tried to overthrow the authorities of hell. But we're back now.

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Devil horns are not the same and sheep horns.

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We are discovering chambers in underground caves leading to hell limbo. We will be fixing this.

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This is the 150th tweet according to twitter, counting retweet and comments. We've reached the lifespan of a demon by years. How is that important? We don't know.

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You (Yes YOU) just tweeted something stupid and wrong right before reading this tweet that will negatively impact your overall fate, and we know what you tweeted. But we won't call you out on it, just to be decent.

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1892 is the last time we played chess in hell. It was to fun for the souls so we made the wood pieces burn, and demons are resistant to fire.

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To become a narcastistic monster who ends up in hell that's not your fault. Cause all you did was tell them you liked their tie.

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Were all complicit in making other people go to hell even if we don't like to admit it. But unlike in the good place, those inadvertent actions don't count to your fate. Just to others. So you may end up in heaven for telling someone you liked their tie but if that caused them...