Proboscis Monkey

Half centaur. #SendItSending #IStandWithIsrael 🇮🇱

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Holy shit what a video! This is a great look

[dranksipper @gelatoboismoke]

Guys like Myles garret, maxx Crosby, Aaron Donald be telling y’all Lamar can’t be fucked with, but y’all let a mf named “Colin” brainwash you into thinking he’s not a good QB, ask yourself which source is more credible then get back to me.

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

Murdered by an illegal Palestinian immigrant.

[Proboscis Monkey @HellaBeast11]

@shivsakhuja Goose

[17 Anon @17Anonn]

🚨 BREAKING: Jasmine Crockett has LOST the Democratic Primary for US Senate in TX, putting an END to her career in Congress

Jasmine had to decline reelection for her present seat in the US House in order to run for Senate, so she’ll be OUT after this year.

Bye! 👋🏻

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

I have never seen a community note go so hard before 😂

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

I’m new to soccer so help me out here:

Libs want the USMNT, which is made up of primarily Blacks and Latinos, to lose to the team of white Europeans, because our president made sure a Black player who had an unjust call against him was able to play?

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

I don’t wanna hear a single fucking word from the left about the Epstein files or “protecting pedophiles” moving forward.

[Dataracer @Dataracer117]

Brazilian FIFA referee Rafeal Claus - who gave the US a ridiclous red card today - was accused of match fixing by "irregular red cards" in Brazil's Series A in 2023.

Claus had to testify in the investigation, but evaded charges bc of no direct evidence. FIFA stays corrupt AF.

[j$ @khamszn]

everybody watch the second play

[Kira @Kiradavis]

This is exactly right. Trump tries to clean things up and the left goes on a destructive rampage. It is truly the most insane thing I've seen as an American. The Pro-Filth left is unwell and unpatriotic and a bunch of religious fanatics. Cult of Death.

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[No3 Sports @No3sports]

Former Alabama WR Julio Jones says he would message opposing DBs girlfriends days before their game to try to hookup with them to get in their head. Via @PeteNokos_

“I would try to f**k them and send their boyfriends pictures of it to make them sad and shit before the game”

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS WOULD HAVE CHANGED EVERYTHING…

The #Dolphins planned on signing legendary quarterback Drew Brees in 2006, but team doctors failed his physical due to concerns about his shoulder.

As a result, Miami passed on Brees and Nick Saban left the #NFL one year later to become Alabama’s head coach. Dolphins doctors gave him a 25% chance of ever playing again, prompting the team to sign Daunte Culpepper.

If Brees had signed with the Dolphins, Miami may have finally found its franchise quarterback and become a legitimate Super Bowl contender for the next decade.

Meanwhile, the #Saints never land Brees, which means New Orleans may never win Super Bowl XLIV or experience the greatest era in franchise history.

And perhaps most incredibly, Nick Saban likely stays in Miami.

No Saban at Alabama could mean no six national championships, no dynasty, and a completely different college football landscape.

One failed physical may have changed the history of the NFL and college football forever.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

In our unbiased opinion, this sunset rocks 😍

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Unreal baseball sky in Baltimore

(via @_mlbfits)

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

RT for a chance to win a Lil Garage 🥶 (beer not included) (21+ to enter) (I’ll put a sticker in the box too)