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[rach @HellaFresh415]

Why is bread and butter so good?

[rach @HellaFresh415]

Only 843 likes on @YouTube for this @MayerHawthorne song?! What the actual fuck?! I can't believe this.

[rach @HellaFresh415]

Common sense doesn't exist

[rach @HellaFresh415]

When you're trying to sing I Like It by DeBarge with your chest in the car and your kid has a million questions

[rach @HellaFresh415]

Went go kart racing yesterday and I had to have a booster seat and some contraptions on the pedals so I could reach them.

[rach @HellaFresh415]

Dreams are weird

[rach @HellaFresh415]

Oh and I watched Sinners last night so of course I had a nightmare I was being chased by vampires and again, started talking in mysleep and my husband had to wake me up.

[rach @HellaFresh415]

I also had a dream I was playing HORSE with @StephenCurry30 while Ayesha Curry was cooking us hot dogs on the stove in my childhood house in SF

[rach @HellaFresh415]

I had an outer body experience in my dream the other night. Started screaming for help in my sleep and my husband had to wake me up.

[rach @HellaFresh415]

I've been having weird dreams the past couple of nights.

[rach @HellaFresh415]

It's looking like I need one piece bathing suits this summer 😢

[rach @HellaFresh415]

Ugh @BryanVoltaggio deserves to win a cooking competition!

[rach @HellaFresh415]

I fucking hate people.

[rach @HellaFresh415]

I need some Flaming Hot Cheetos

[rach @HellaFresh415]

Take a nap or fold laundry?

[rach @HellaFresh415]

You know what's irritating? When you call @doordash customer service and they're rude and treat you like an idiot. I'm the one that had to repeat myself over and over but I'm the the one that's getting on your nerves? The fucking audacity.

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Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?

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I cannot be left alone with a box of girl scout cookies

[rach @HellaFresh415]

I can down a protein shake faster than I can down a beer

[rach @HellaFresh415]

I need to stop buying kicks