Lunchables Malloy

I like making websites and drum grooves. I’m a human dumpster.

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@KenJennings 🤘🤘🤘

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Caught up with an old pal yesterday. @ Bad Axe, Michigan https://t.co/6SaC4szc6z

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This is my colorful #lego #starwars #tiefighter based on set #75211 #moc #dork #toys #nerdshit https://t.co/GTn8WGmwPu

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This is my colorful #lego #starwars #tiefighter based on set #75211 #moc #dork #toys #nerdshit https://t.co/n1GVBJ3dtA

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Colorful #Lego #starwars #xwing #toys #dork #nerdshit #moc #custom https://t.co/wQ0y8UcF9I

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So anyway I'm about to go dig a hole in the yard and put a cymbal in it

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@sarahsalviander Eh, I’m good with regular science.

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Yo, anyone got any wild plans for straight pride eleven months?

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Ms. Judgy-Face is judging me for not having posted in a while. https://t.co/p9rkhyQ0Py

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@ridgekuhn So did the old one tho

(Before the one that looked like a bathroom trash can)

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@paulscheer I’ve been saying this for years.

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@ridgekuhn Shit, maybe I’ll play some sonic today

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@harikondabolu Oh, that’s for certain.

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@kumailn That person is a jerk, I love that you’re here kumail! I’ve been a fan since I first heard you do standup on the “Comedians You Should Know” special episode of the Nerdist podcast in 2012.

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@oshtemoses I KNOW RIGHT. FUCKING SJW’s. #childhoodruined

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@harikondabolu WHY DONT YOU MARRY IT THEN

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Hey, if you’ve ever wondered if Dave Stone is as chill and friendly and all-around awesome as he seems in his standup and podcasts, the answer is “yes.” https://t.co/YVbANBvkwN

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@dublah Former high school classmates are the same way, it’s the worst