Helen

✞ North Seattle's Gay Matriarch ✞ the Lil Debbie of comix ✞

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

This is my stand, Boy Problems!
*my many loud sons appear & make u play punchies to the death*

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

there's a special circle of hell specifically for phone manufacturers that don't let u access/replace yr device's battery yrself

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

@LunaOi_VN the world

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

jay-z come out & fight me bitch

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

large....

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

i can't wait for the Dutch Tulip Market Crash 2 But This Time It's Crypto

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

@lynnedrum the world still exists, isn't that shit wild?

[最多情報局 @tyomateee]

どう見ても溶けてる動物達、可愛すぎる。

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

@vogon this shit got HANDS i'm sore & flushed & exhausted lmao (all worth it)

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

*getting vax* wow i didn't even feel that go in!

*a few hours later* i can't raise my arm

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

woke up in a cold sweat and googled "earthbound in frasier"

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

lil nas x really said

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

@futchgod true i was just joking but also didn't know the homophobic part damn... rip king yr cancelled now

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

@futchgod unabomber was right

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

@merrittk NO

[divine tree memories @forestofmyth]

right now there's a whole ass metal gear solid game going on aboard the ever given. some guy who can control weather patterns with his mind is talking to solid snake about the legacy of british colonialism in egypt and we don't even know

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

@hunktears i am dead

[Helen @Hellaphilia]

LIL NAS X..........................................