Hellbound Hillbilly

whether I'm headed for hell for disbelief or trapped in a religious hellscape. I'm positively hellbound

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@ThinkingAtheist Does that mean the blanket I pull over my head so I can sleep in on Sunday morning is “son screen”?

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@woofknight To be entirely honest, I'm almost ready for Labor Day... 2017

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@woofknight

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@woofknight Leviticus 11:13-19 tells us that bats are birds.

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@woofknight Sounds like a valuable resource for the young Republicans club

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@atensnut They don't look like Republicans to me

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@woofknight Hey now hey now, hear what I say now. Happiness is just around the corner

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@woofknight Careful, he looks like he might pull your arms off if you upset him

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@woofknight Because Oreos go better with Bushmills

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@woofknight Star Wart!

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@woofknight I am childish enough to take pride in the fact that I took this as a reminder to practice safer sex.

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@woofknight If Tommy was born in 1990 he would be 35. Old enough to be president

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@woofknight

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@woofknight Get salty why don't ya

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@woofknight Better to hug them too lull then into a sense of trust so it's easier to talk them into accompanying you to a place harder to find than your back yard

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@woofknight Open up a cookie and say "Hi Drox"!

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@woofknight Half is a pretty generous estimate, I'd go for 32%

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@woofknight Said the kid in the red poof ball hat

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@woofknight My kinda Christmas party there

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@ThinkingAtheist Yes but not a religious film