GG Hellderman

Longest yeehaw ever

[GG Hellderman @Hellderman]

High as shit and full of grits

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@Misery_n_Gin Creating something for a very small audience lets me know that these two likes are very strong and convicted likes

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I’ll message my friend and apologize for not texting back in a week+ bc I’m “busy” then send these two pictures I took of a bird and what I assume is his best friend. Sorry, this is the type of shit I’m very preoccupied with on a regular basis.

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@_paddy_________ @budweiserusa I’d smoke it

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The Mark Robinson of the left

[New York Post @nypost]

Hasan Piker's seedy, sex obsessed life: Soliciting nudes, list of best breasts, and a separate laptop for porn https://t.co/uwpG2xCn0Q

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Healing Appalachia? Whatever, more like Reeling Appalachia let’s go fishing 🎣

[area woman @explodingpiano]

the only sex education I had growing up was reading t-shirts at Myrtle Beach gift shops

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Non-binary bluegrass guitar player roommate that won’t do the dishes, that’s Sock Watson

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Everybody talks about the tortured genius. But never the tortured buffoon.

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Watch this space

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

mr beast forced me to twerk until poop came out

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@MadeByWoven Chum Lee from Pawn Stars…nice

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Looking at my yard like hmmm I kind of actually like it this long…

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“Enjoy every sandwich.” - Warren Zevon fan who works at Jersey Mikes

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Snatching a hot dog off the roller with my bare hands

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Dreamt I met George Harrison and he had a southern accent

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Almost vomited a meatball

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Creating a stage plot/line list is a humiliation ritual

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Myrtle Beach should be annexed by North Carolina

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People defending the murder in Minnesota today are going to love being shot in the face by a drone for jaywalking in 2050

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Slurping these noodles up like a dog at the convenience store/chicken wing restaurant