Helen Keller

I don't suggest following someone who has no idea where they're going.

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@Vitalyzdtv When can I expect a braille version of your pranks?

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@PriceIsRight Can I have an other go? I didn't hear my name being called.

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@NICKIMINAJ It's not that often that I actually thank God that I'm both blind and deaf.

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@dominos Hey, what's the deal?! I ordered a pizza like 3 hours ago. Haven't heard the bell ring all day!

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@DogsForTheDeaf "You don't need one of those dogs" they said. "Being blind will be easy" they said.

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@3eb Man, here I am thinking two blind eyes were bad.

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Did you know that I'm depicted on the Alabama state quarter?! Just wished I knew how the picture came out.....

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just took a shit in the fish bowl, my family has to learn to stop moving things

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just walked into an other wall.....

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To family: Please stop moving around the furniture. -thanks.

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just walked into an other wall.

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keeps getting lost in my house. wish i could see