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[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

there’s so much potential for good when you remove the greed for power and money

[Mustafa @oprydai]

i often think about this…

[Naz🥵 @_naznotes]

I love people who carry a very deep love for God but are still so normal, gentle, and easy to talk to.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

They all fit the parts

[✧˚ @Kinngszn]

Exulansis

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

u start liking a man now u pissed at 7am sharp

[steve-o 🇿🇦 @mygunpurple]

Studio 88 staff before they bring the shoe in your size

[🔻🍉🌊🍉🔻 @outerspacepace]

This is because women are born with all of their eggs, the eggs are protected from mutations, while men are constantly making new sperm, which mutates thousands of times, because the dna isn’t protected like it is in the ovum cell. This is my fav story to tell. Haha

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é reassistir uma série depois de um tempo e perceber que você esqueceu toda a história, então cada episódio parece novo

[Ulugbek S. Kamilov @prof_kamilov]

Academia is fascinating. You spend years becoming the world’s expert on something eight people care about, and three of them disagree with you.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

A grammar tip:

When choosing between “and me” or “and I” in a sentence, choose the one that works if you drop the other person.

“My sister and I went to the store,” becomes, “I went to the store,” which is correct.

“My sister and me went to the store,” becomes, “Me went to the store,” which is incorrect.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[b u b b l e s @HellenWired]

Civis day🤣

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

when the school was short on rent they used to let us wear jeans for $2 on Friday

[Ushie, Godwin Agianpuye @UshieGodwin247]

You can tell when somebody reads books, watches films, travels, and really lives. they speak with texture.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

“In chess a pawn can become whatever he wants, as long as he keep moving forward”

[Khaylee @RealKhaylee]

I love and hate prepping someone for a deposition.

To make them understand how a deposition works, the first question I ask is, “Do you know what time it is?”

Nearly every single time, the person will either check his or her watch, or look up at a clock. Then, they will say “Yes, it is 10:30.”

At this point I just smile and shake my head. “No.” Then, I explain why their answer is wrong:

I asked if they knew the time. Not what time it was currently.

Me: “So what would your answer be then?”

Witness: “Yes.”

Me: “Wrong.”

They didn’t know the time, because they had to look at a watch or clock.

If you are ever deposed and do not have a bitch like me prepping you, remember this key: Listen to the question and answer only what is asked. And only what you actually know or recall.

No charge for this advice.

[Micha @ElMichalito]

Estamos de acuerdo todos que este fue el MEJOR tweet del mundial?

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[Michelle Aseka @AsekaMicheleLLB]

Especially men. Avoidants but they don't avoid sex. Emotionally unavailable but very available for sexual relations😂You would think that would be the highest form of intimacy that requires vulnerability, but no, only avoidance when it's time to mind their partners needs..Bye pls