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[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Trump spent $14 mil on the Reflecting Pool. It DIDN’T WORK 🫩. CNN gleefully reports on this every day, even taking their OWN water sample and hiring an algae expert. This has even displaced “the Epstein Files” 🙄 on the CNN hierarchy of Reeeaallly Important News Stories🤭. God forbid these smirking juveniles offer any type of hope or support that it be done in time for the country’s 250th, to be an element of DC architecture of which we can be proud and people can enjoy; they’re incapable of doing that. Childish d bags.
Oh, Obama spent $34 mil on the Reflecting Pool and, it DIDN’T WORK 🤷‍♂️

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

ME Dems r poised to enthusiastically nominate a disgusting dirtbag to run for US Senate; a guy worse than Swalwell or Weiner. He is vigorously defended & supported by party leaders & the media . He IS, in fact, the disgusting MAGA persona u 🫵 Dems claim ALL Republicans to be!

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

The StPaul MN attorney won’t prosecute the rioters who terrorized the Cities Church back in Jan, citing lack of sufficient evidence to convict (I guess they didn’t see any of the videos 🙄). MN has some of the strictest laws in the U.S. protecting places of worship from disruption, but, in MN apparently you have to have the “right” attitude about ICE to warrant this protection.
What an asshole state…

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Eric Swalwell is now officially the most irate person (formerly) in Washington: “They booted ME out but they’re about to make Platner a fucking SENATOR?!? Is there no low to the gutter they slither in?
Where’s my phone, I need to text a woman a little something to calm me down.”

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D., would like America to truly believe that she had never, ever seen Joe as he was before his ill fated debate or since 🤭🤥 (after the debate she told him “great job!, Joe! You answered all the questions!”, speaking to him as one would to a five year old)!
Oh, puhleeease, Dr. Jill!!! 🙄
If you believe this, well, I’m a Nigerian prince and I need your help…

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

So the Iran “deal…” Iran ports will be open and they’ll be exporting oil, just like before the war.
They’ll have the ADDED bonus of billions in frozen assets released.
In exchange they will pretend not to develop nuclear weapons, just like before.
A solid loss for the U.S. 😒

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Dear TV News Performers:
I cannot stress ENOUGH how ignorant you sound using the word, “nukewlar,” to mean “nuclear!” I don’t know how this became accepted and sure, I get the whole Brett Favre thing, but please indulge me and just stop.
PS: no such word as “intrical” either 😬

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

After accusing members of SCOTUS and American society in general of racism, Hakeem Jeffries offered this message of unity: “We will beat the far-right extremists. “We’re going to win in November, and then we’re going to crush their souls…” 😵‍💫
This is meant to be “leadership”😏

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

AOC, supported by a sycophantic podcast hostess, declared that one must abuse power, laws and people to become a billionaire; there is no legitimate means to achieve that level of success.
This would include Musk, Bezos and Trump himself, of course, but, AOC, when you and your friend Bernie come to debillion these evil people, could you please start with Soros, Pritzker & Kerry?
And maybe follow up with Michael Jordan and Taylor Swift, just to show us how serious you are.
Idiot.

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

This is a “Dear TV News Performers” periodic bulletin:
Please review the pronunciation (FYI this really big word means how you say something) of the words “nuclear” and “corroborate.” You do not sound cool by mispronouncing them.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

From Minocqua Brewing: “…we almost got #freebeerday. Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination…” their “fun” promotion morphed into a bounty on Trump.
But violent rhetoric, we’re told, is on both sides 🤔

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

So the Pope travels about bashing Trump now (not so much guys like Putin; commenting that Putin was “perhaps” provoked by NATO); seems to be auditioning for the role vacated by Swalwell. If he could start a “f#%k Trump” chant at his next rally & get booked on Kimmel he’d be in!

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Swalwell! Always knew you were an asshole but didn’t know you were a sexual predator, too. Not cool, dude, new low.
Hope Congress has enough good sense to kick your sorry ass out; maybe Anthony Weiner can give you some tips on how to live with the shame - if you 🫵🏻 have any

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Welcome to Dear TV News Performers, a periodic program designed to help news performers use more better English 🤭:
Dear TV News Performers: today please review the pronunciation of “inFRAstructure.” It is NOT something else just because you have trouble pronouncing this, K? TY

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

The Artemis II astronauts, upon closest approach to the dark side of the moon 🌝 found not only liquid water💧but also spotted THIS 😲!

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Minneapolis rioters now assault places of worship. Did this advance their supposed cause, to get “ICE out?” Of course not, but it looks sensational on social media.
Walz & Frey have the tools to stop this. They don’t, so we must assume they want the violence & chaos to continue

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Eric Swalwell is running for Gov in California, but it turns out he may not be able to because apparently he’s not actually a resident there! Oops🤭 (though if he were contained in CA it would actually be better for the country overall I suppose 🤔).
He recently gave a speech and bluntly called ICE agents “assholes,” then went on to brag about how proud he was of his work with Adam Schiff on the fake Russian election influence investigations 😵‍💫!
I don’t know what a worse word than “asshole” is but Swalwell is certainly it.
So are you morons 🫵🏻 in CA who keep voting for him

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

There is a LOT going on around the world (which many of us would like to hear about as well), and yet, all we get from TV “news” is endless, repetitive video of the riots in Minneapolis. Important for sure but TV coverage has devolved, as it usually does, into nothing but the equivalent of click bait. Hey,TV: this helps encourage the wackos performing for the cameras (you know this) so it would probably help calm the situation if you only reported maybe new developments, ya know, actual NEWS? Just sayin’.
Of course, this is not to understate the utter indifference on the parts of the Governor and the Mayor. Both gentlemen have the tools to stop the rioting yet choose to let the violence rage on, with residents facing ever increasing levels of danger; for what self serving reasons we can only speculate so you’ll have to ask them. In the meanwhile, Minneapolitans, if your car happens to resemble an ICE vehicle, hope you can make it home from the grocery store safely

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Gov Walz and Mayor Frey need to get a handle on the violence they’re promoting in Minneapolis or, it will surely get worse. Gov Walz is busy posturing and positioning himself to be the brave, heroic, leader of the “resistance;” wouldn’t be surprised if he starts dressing like Volodymyr Zelenskyy. His motivation is rooted in two things: his visceral, all consuming hatred of Donald Trump, and more importantly his finely honed political skills as a Master Slimeball, which he is using to deflect attention from his other massive fraud problems. He’s hopeful that this will help set the stage in his “Trump is persecuting me” defense.
Mayor Frey needs to grow up, get rid of his cutesy little Superman curl and start keeping his residents safe. Maybe then he could get the violent illegal criminal element “…the F&$K out…” rather than the maligned ICE officers.
They are doing you NO favors, Minneapolis, simply exploiting you to further personal agendas, and in so doing putting you in danger. You deserve better and you should demand it

[Heller @HelleratLarge]

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey forcefully told ICE to “get the FUCK out of Minneapolis!”
Unfortunately, he did NOT forcefully tell violent criminal illegals and drug dealers to “get the FUCK out of Minneapolis!”
Sorry, Minneapolis, he wants them there to stay; hope you feel safe.