Hell If We Know

Two guys (@TheJonathanPear & @topshelfmayo) who don't know what we're talking about, talking about religion

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

Howdy HiWKers, little update here -
We’re with @anchor now, which means a couple of things:

1- We have ads, which means we can make money, which means it’s more important than ever before that you listen to our podcast.

2- We’re finally available on @Spotify!

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

Come out and support our boy!

(This message is specifically for any/all of our twitter followers who are situated in #Osijek right now. I know there’s a lot of you, so make sure to buy your tickets early before they sell out!)

[Chris @TopShelfMayo]

Osijek, Croatia🇭🇷
Coming Soon ⬆️

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

This Fathers’ Day, remember:

Language depicting God as “Father” has done more harm than good, and our extreme over-reliance on that terminology is one of the subtle fundamental sins of the institution of modern Christianity.

#☕️🐸

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

Starting a GoFundMe for our new charity, “Bibles For Bootlickers,” because they��ve clearly never read it.

#DefundThePolice

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Also us:
“Here’s one single episode we recorded a year ago, I guess.”

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Other podcasts:
“Wow, recording with one another while social distancing is really hard, not to mention how much trickier the production’s gotten!”

Us, having lived on separate continents this entire time:

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

Look, we’re not saying Jesus allegedly rose from the grave just to overshadow our podcast, but it IS Easter, and we DID just release a new episode. You do the math.

#HellifWeKnow #Podcast #Religion #Easter #Noah #JustAlilSomethingToDistractYouFromAllTheHorror #FreshContent4U💜

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

They thought we wouldn’t do it!

We thought we wouldn’t do it!

But we did it!

We’re releasing content again, for all you lovely people having to social distance (which is everybody). Stay safe out there! Your mother and I love you very much!

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

Can’t believe we still aren’t on this rigged list. We released upward of 1 (one) whole episodes in 2019! What more could they want??

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

The best and most notable podcasts of 2019 https://t.co/qmZBJRrk4N

[Tim Spalding 🇺🇦 @librarythingtim]

Adam and Eve, ashamed of their nakedness, hide from God.

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

@hanchappelldick Shockingly, that costume is only the second most unfortunate thing about that tweet!

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We clearly need more followers

[Sunday School Dropouts @sunschooldrop]

Oh no, the podcast backfired.

(Just kidding, @FunkmasterJFree rules, and you should listen to his podcast, @HellifWeKnow!)

[Hell If We Know @HellifWeKnow]

Hey we uploaded a new episode two days ago! Sorry we forgot to post about it- we’ve been too busy posing for photos like this cause WE’RE IN THE SAME STATE FOR ONCE WHOO!

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Would you believe we actually released something again, at long last!?!?!

Peep the podcatcher of your choice for some wonderful fresh content!

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The typo has been brought to our attention, and we promise the responsible party will be fired immediately.

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NEW CONTENT FINALLY IMMANENT BUT STILL NOT QUITE HERE SO MAYBE USING ALL CAPS IS A BIT MUCH BUT STILL https://t.co/OcJACodEX9

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Congrats to our friends at @sunschooldrop on 100 episodes!

If you wanna hear these smart, cool, and chucklesome people talk some Bible, check out our 20th episode! Or, to cut out the middleman, just listen to any episode of their show

[Sunday School Dropouts @sunschooldrop]

You've heard the story of Noah's ark, but have you heard all the extra Noah mythology that isn't in the Bible? https://t.co/afFyJnj95a

[Sunday School Dropouts @sunschooldrop]

Happy Palm Sunday! Never forget that some people think the Gospel of Matthew describes Jesus waterskiing into Jerusalem with one foot on a donkey and one foot on a colt.