Julian Keller

Telekinetic, former handless wonder, you know what it is, also @JustLauraKinney is bae

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Man, I'm sick of these flatscans.

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

So are all of you guys just bots now or what?

[GoodAssSub @GoodAssSub]

how is this screenshot real

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Why the fuck am I getting suggested tweets from bigots like Marjorie Taylor Greene? She’s worse than Senator Kelly.

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

@MissEmmaFrost

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Slides this over to @bornincaldecott and mumbles, “Er, Happy Mother’s Day, I didn’t forget. Okay, bye.”

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

@MissEmmaFrost 💀

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Damn. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Guess what mutha fuckas!! I got my hands back!

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

It’s too goddamn hot!!

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Well enjoy the heat. Laura and I are going on a Disney cruise because we're bougie like that.

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Bruh. Why is LA hot as balls right now? Like more so than usual? Damn global warming. Flatscans mess up everything.

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

It’s my Twitterversary

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Well life sure has gotten interesting lately.

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Damn it, Laura, can’t you tell your sister to keep that badger in a cage or something? It took a crap in my shoe again!

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Sometimes I’m surprised I’m still alive.

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

It’s so hot. Can’t Storm create a blizzard or something?

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

@BornInCaldecott “Right,” he points a finger gun at her. “Well, this has been good but I’m gonna go beat up some sentinels in the danger room now to release some of my pent up aggression and resentment. You’re welcome to join me but I’m sure you have some mushy shit going on with Gambit.”

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

Yeah, I’m still alive.

[Julian Keller @HellionTK]

@BornInCaldecott He scrunches up his face for a moment. “I call bullshit on that one. But good try.”