Retz'el

Lord of The Demon Realm from Universe 6. Frost's Right Hand | 'Do you honestly believe you stand a chance against the might of Hell?'

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- and wont be so easily dissuaded from their current action." @ColdSadist @FrostedPoison @NamekianWretch

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

"I would recommend a bit more time of proper preparation, Sir. These monkeys are tricky, -- @ColdSadist @FrostedPoison @NamekianWretch

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- she chose the latter." @ColdSadist @FrostedPoison @NamekianWretch

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

"I gave their Savage Queen the ultimatum ti either join us or face the fury of our armies...-- @ColdSadist @FrostedPoison @NamekianWretch

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

"......Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope."

Making a finger gun, Retz'el put it to his temple and fired.

@DoragonTouLeak

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

"...If its a gun shaped like a hat, why does it matter how many hats I buy!?" @DoragonTouLeak

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

".....Is it functional?"

@DoragonTouLeak

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

"Im sorry...what in actual fuck is a hat shaped gun!?" @DoragonTouLeak

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

Pinching the bridge of his nose, Retz'el wanted to scream.

"Do you have any guns in your inventory?"

@DoragonTouLeak

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

"....What new product?"

Retz'el had a feeling he was gonna be swallowing a 12 Gauge by the end of this.

@DoragonTouLeak

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

Eye twitch.

One monkey calls him a foot soldier. Another randomly pops up asking dumb questions.

"....I am fine." @DoragonTouLeak

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

"Foot soldier?

Why I never...the nerve of some people!"

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- bow.

"Fare the well, @Joiko_Saiyan . Until we meet again!"

And with that, he was gone.

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- His piece said, the Demon lord would see to it that a portal opened behind him. Stepping into it, he gave @Joiko_Saiyan one last --

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- own. I must warn you that if you decide not to join us, we will be forced to decend upon this Planet with hostility."

-- @Joiko_Saiyan

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- Should you decide to accept this rather generous offer, simply send word and we will happily add your Empire to our -- @Joiko_Saiyan

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- arms...so long as the head of the one called Renzu Jigoku is delivered upon a pike for his crimes against the Emperor. -- @Joiko_Saiyan

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- paltry existence of yours is absolute fealty. Simply swear your loyalty to hin, and you shall be welcomed with open -- @Joiko_Saiyan

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

-- I must extend your first and only chance at peace. All that my Lord Frost requires for you to continue on with this -- @Joiko_Saiyan

[Retz'el @HellishElite]

A grin that put the worst shit eating grin to shame, Retz'el nodding to @Joiko_Saiyan response.

"Very well. However, before I depart --