Court.♡

The one that you needed was Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

May my mother and potential lovers never find my Twitter. Amen 🙏

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

If I have your location, I 10000% watch where youre going and if I dont recognize it im on Google maps birds eye view lol

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

If you aren't fighting st the end of mario party, did you even play???

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

When you spend a lot of time alone you start to have inside jokes with yourself.
I have a one sided beef with Carvana.
It started with those fucking vending machines and now it's evolved to overall annoyance now that I see their dumb truck transporting cars lol 😂

[One Wahala After The Other @Kayy_ZA]

Nobody fumbled me. I’m a wicked woman. They escaped.

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

Got a letter saying I'm no longer being sued and that my debt has been paid in full. 🥹🥹🥹🥹 my hard work is paying off FINALLY

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

Hearing a random fire remix and then having it be a car edit video pisses me off soooooo bad 😂😂😂😂

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

Im the type of tired sleep can't fix

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

One day at a mf time

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

Damn he tricked me

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

My pedi lady told me 3 times today "good luck finding boyfriend" what does that mean
Like yeah sis the luck is SLIM

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

You don't realize how peaceful being single is until you start talking to someone again and you instantly get that pit of anxiety in your stomach

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

Bitch shut the fuck up ill send a message whenever I want lol

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

Got to stoned before work and now im wondering if donating blood means the government has your DNA lol

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

Am i...... a penguin???

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Bro reconnecting with nature after fumbling a baddie

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

It's 1am and im crying over an angler fish

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

Why aren't scalloped potatoes a more common menu item

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

I have a crush on the boy at the weed store lol

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

All of America tonight before bed with no tiktok to scroll

[Court.♡ @HelloCourtneyy_]

I haven't watched a top 10 in a while. I wonder if there's new abandoned places i haven't heard about lol