Ekho Aoki

Facebook is for making friends, Twitter is where I unleash the snark... Choose your sword.

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

... and the rest of my #stimuluscheck we will squander foolishly... #BoozeOrAlpaca

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@BANQVE How am I just now seeing this?

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

Google just confirmed that there’s no such thing as a “TOP STALKER” or “STALKER OF THE YEAR” trophy... I have absolutely no clue what gift I’m giving my bestie now... #ThisIsWhyYourGiftWasLate

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

Nothing in life has taught me how to swear like driving on I-4... #MalfunctionJunction #VerballyAbusedWindshield

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

“Done is better than perfect” - that is my entrepreneurial QOTD from Rebecca Batterman @OffScripMedia

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

F**K the commercials and JT... I’m just here to watch this man smile... #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2018

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Going to be inconsolable if Justin Timberlake doesn't bring sexy back

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@kittenwithawhip You can tell a lot about a man by how he treats the server, how well he tips and if he ever expects to see those leftovers again. I’m surprised the entire quiz is not dining based...

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@laracrafft Your poetry moves me... I pee now

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

Ryan: So did you hear that women can drive now in Saudi Arabia?
Me: Yea...
Ryan: Cool huh? I mean Saudi Arabia's managed to do what America hasn't.
Me: ?
Ryan: In America, women have had driver's licenses for decades ... but they've never actually been able to drive.

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@SarahKeener5 Wait... did that make me the naysayer last night?

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@kittenwithawhip @thingsnoticed Gasp... brilliant... It’s like a really really chill party in your mouth

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@thingsnoticed @kittenwithawhip Who is this diabolical genius??? ... I put raspberry lacroix and raspberry emergen-c in mine because you can never have enough bubbles... and my immune system is absolute shit.

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@SeanMalott They designed it? Dude that’s some sweet saucy logo love right there.

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@MandaVail Joe Vs the Volcano Assorted Popping Candy... I had to call NY public library for that one... good thing they don’t have better questions to answer.

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@MandaVail Awesomeness... and squirrels bouncing on marshmallows ... or at least that’s how I envision it

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@SarahKeener5 Or... get drunk and crash their party... #JustSayin #PlanB

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@WSAVHollyB YOU LOOK UGLY... at least I can get some sleep... #WhyHollyIsGoingToHeavenAndEkhoIsNot

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@MandaVail But I don’t think it’s contagious... #HowIMakeFriendsAndInfluencePeople

[Ekho Aoki @HelloEkho]

@laracrafft I feel like we just Freaky Friday-ed all up in here...