happy 2019 to the girl i heard in the alley under my window at about 12:02 last night saying shyly and tipsily to someone "that was a really average night, but i'm glad i spent it with you."
Time Travel https://t.co/dba5gzHPKs
It’s midnight in New York but I’m already twelve hours into 2019, because I’m in India. Last night I ate Chinese food and passed the leftovers through a taxi window, saying to the beggar, “It’s non-veg, OK?” Last night my taxi driver pulled …
My first thought when I read this: "And by the time the top of your toes are wet, it's a green, slimy, mosquito dive bar." Which may indicate why I'm not writing anything these days. #amnotwriting
Twitter just suggested I follow Mike Pence. I mean, I knew I didn't really "get" Twitter, but now I know it's reciprocal. (insert some clever hash tag. Really, I am not a hash tag girl)
@listelian @cislyn It's all relative. A lot of things most people find spooky aren't spooky at all to me. Then other things the masses take at face value scare me to death. I thought it was cute. :)
Opening twitter is like going to WalMart. You can't make yourself leave until you've been there an hour, and afterward you wonder why you thought you needed all this stuff. There should be a hashtag but honestly, I suck at Twitter.
Finally, One-Minute Memoirs! Listen to 15 amazing micro-essays and a talk between @GuerillaMemoir and Kathryn Rose on the selection process. @brevitymag
https://t.co/qImvUYrABE
My 12yo son and I just listened to this @BrevityMag podcast (including a piece by his old man!) as we drive back from Florida. Thank you to @GuerillaMemoir and Kathryn Rose for the amazing intro on the selection process.
@TrumpChatting @Rosie@StevenEhrlich3 Explaining how Oprah is better than Trump is a waste of energy. Anyone who doesn't already know won't change their mind anyway. The thing is my dumbest cat would be a better president than Trump, which doesn't mean he should be president either.