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Ask me anything: https://t.co/T8JiptZTij

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@spingoons The fucking dream tbh. I had something similar with this BUILT lesbian a year above me who was on the same school bus

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When I was younger no one was cooler than my sister so one time I was trying to sweettalk a slightly older girl by saying she looked and dressed just like my sister

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@Particularposts @Goonnboii

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Girls you meet at the state fair because your mom dropped you off alone after your bff cancelled.
The one that flirts with you
The one you actually have a chance with
The one that might flash you or let you touch her for $50 buck

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Goddamn what a woman

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When she's like 40 but she's still babygirl

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This girl I went out with in college took a Jurassic Park 3 level dump in my toilet and clogged it and was gonna call maintenance and I was no worries cutie I got it and then I couldn't fix it so we just went to my room and I ate her out while watching Bob's burgers

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Cardi B says she STARVES herself for the first three months of every relationship because she REFUSES to use the washroom or fart around her man 😂👀

“If you gotta take a sh*t, you drive down to Dunkin’ Donuts and take a sh*t there. Ain’t no sh*tting, ain’t no farting. That’s why you eat salmon and bread.”

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She's so babygirl like that's daughter right there

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@Particularposts Who

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@Goonnboii @Particularposts oomf has a thing for celebs and iced foods, especially if endorsed by the babes. Can't wait for Olivia's new drink to drop

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I've never been her biggest fan even though I find her Rebecca adorable but bikini Rebecca in STARS bikini is just godtier

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The convention’s doll

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@spingoons @Particularposts Lol thinking about when she was crying about not being able to comfortably pay rent on her fancy Hollywood Hills home

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@Particularposts Honestly? Respect. She's making the most out of her prime fuckmeat years. And this is better than the stupid soap...

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@TayTay20ga Honestly I could never get into HIS HE because even 10 years ago you had to know the lore and gags to really enjoy them

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@jetshere88 Who?! We all have a few!

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Bitches be so fucking cruel Man
Pic unrelated

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@jetshere88 They're pretty so it doesn't count as nasty

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Ex crush turned 30, what do we think, cunt or millennial cringe?

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@jetshere88 Its fine....as long as we can do it the other way around with Monica

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@jetshere88 Nghhh it'd be so unfair if she kissed your asshole I haven't even gotten to kiss her lips

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Anyone remember that brattt chick who would pee in her office Orange Juice and rub her pussy on the napkins and push her sisters toothbrush up her butt? Probably the most unhinged person I've ever witnessed