Myron Napaeae

The Artist Formerly Known As Leander Apollo/Phoebus Abel. I'm retired from that professionally wrestling thing, leave me alone.

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In order to celebrate the few days we have left in what has been a hectic #UGCultClassic, let us do a reversal of our initial experiment.

Like this status and I will compliment my fellow #UGCultClassic competitor. Retweet it and you can choose who is complimented.

Have at it.

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somebody warn the city of Chicago that an absolute menace has been unleashed on their city, I am not kidding you.

[Eileen Amaro @KillAmaroKill]

In the words of a wise man in the southeastern United States:

"SHE GOT A BICYCLE!"

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@SongbirdsFlight Relax.

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Back to an older look...or rather, just keeping too busy for a haircut and a shave.

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@SongbirdsFlight Yeah, once Ness is back from visiting her dad up north, we'll set up a date. You can see how tall the kiddos have grown too.

They're first graders this year, Ana.

First graders.

Where the hell has time gone?!

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Avoiding this hellhole for as long as I did was an incredible idea.

That said, my phone went to hell in a handbasket and so did all my numbers...so hey @SongbirdsFlight, congratulations! Ness and I will visit soon.

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Anyways, hello and all.

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I’m still watching. Just don’t have a whole lot to say and Twitter’s a bit tiring to keep track of when I’ve got kids to take to school and practice.

[Passione D'Oro @PassioneDOro]

Thank you for your patience.

The VOD for Il Giorno dei Morti from our Halloween show last year is finally available after some footage restoration and the like occurred: https://t.co/xH0FLbyimw

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@KillerCCripples I’d say we’ve moved past that time but I also know deathmatch wrestling Stateside has become more of a thing over the last few years.

But yeah, people should chill on the usage. Maybe use something less threatening but equally as effective? Doors come to mind.

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well this brings back memories

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@SmokeonWaters Conor can’t do everything. Gotta make a move.

Meanwhile, I’m living and dying by my team’s offense just about every week.

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@SongbirdsFlight @SLASHLEY23 You probably should. Before someone else here decides to be a wise ass and describe it in overly graphical detail.

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Cordelia reading people for filth on this app - whether you like or hate her - remains one of the more consistent things I’ve seen on here.

[Daniella Sandström @DaniSandstrom]

Bring them all.

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This was one house call I couldn't refuse.

@SongbirdsFlight, @SupaFlyinFallon...it's hard to believe how much you two have grown since I last saw you. Knew I left the place in good hands.

A toast to you all, Underground. I'll see some of you come October.

[U N D E R G R O U N D @HKWUnderground]

Members of The Jury...

APOCALYPSE NOW ϟ
The End Is The Beginning Is The End
#FirstWave

https://t.co/TmaA8627Fb

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They keep getting bigger each day.

Oh right, long story short, the boy was our neighbors’ kid and his father passed away due to health complications earlier this year. The mother didn’t want him. So Ness and I adopted Blake shortly after and he’s been part of the family since.

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How nice of Chris to bring back 2013-16 back into my timeline with all these announcements today...

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@DaniSandstrom Proud of you.