Biaggio.

Suburbanite. Woodsman. Will solve mysteries for golfballs/info on location of unclaimed golfballs (Parody account by Chris Galletta, writer, "Kings of Summer")

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Please join us for a harried sprint down memory lane...

[Jordan Vogt-Roberts @VogtRoberts]

Join me Sunday, May 31st for a livestream reunion & watch-a-long with the incredible actors who’ve become my surrogate family as we celebrate the 7th year theatrical anniversary of THE KINGS OF SUMMER aka the perfect social distancing movie.

+Surprise guests!

#KINGSOFQUARATINE

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A few fun solitary activities from an expert! 1) Furtively build castles in the sand traps of closed golf courses / 2) catch up on your favorite straight-to-camera Youtube rants / 3) Make a guitar from fishing line, old soup cans and driftwood. It will not work :)

[han @didntifade]

my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy.

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@roginkim how do you feel about the general lack of 'social media distancing' puns?

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@philiplord @ShannonTindle_1 thrilled that you saw! (to say nothing of liked!)

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@IROCMIKE stop trollin'

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outdoor activity still allowed. Did some axe-work in the forest today -- message me for deeply irregular / imperfect wood slabs at killer rates

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Feel like staying in today. Just one of those moods.

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@straussschulson Damn. I was going for evergreen.

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when ur trying to dig a hole to the other end of the world to escape father and you end up rupturing the gas line -- escape now as impossible as it is urgent!!😂

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family game night. bringing my "own" letters to scrabble to spice things up

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Sardines and Tetris with cousin Dante

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@cyrinafiallo I try to hold my gaze for as long as possible until the cornea screams

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Playing piccolo on the roof — a melody designed to compel birds to 1) congregate 2) lift me

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The bright side of not knowing one’s birthday is that it could well be today

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just had a #fitful nap in a Costco shopping cart

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Grandfather said I put the “scamp” in “scampi”, then he laughed himself hoarse #hatehim

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better to have cashew dust to blow into the eyes of your enemies and not need it, than to need cashew dust to blow into the eyes of your enemies and not have it

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I would give anything to hear the Call of the Tame.