Kelly Jo

I just use Twitter to say things that I can’t on Facebook & Instagram

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“WELP!”

1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going and typically followed by “I ‘spose”

2. a Midwestern phrase when a person has no options

[carolyn @ballerguy]

The next man who hurts me has to send my family condolence cards for getting their hopes up

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

Tiger King

[abby govindan @abbygov]

you know those shows that make you cringe but you can’t stop watching because you’re addicted to the cringe feeling

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

@snoopdogfanpage how it started how it’s going

[brain broke @spiralingidiot]

dunkin’ is cool bc u can order the exact same drink every time and still have no idea if it’ll be good or not

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

@mercerjack21 No

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

2020 has gone up in flames solely because they took FRIENDS off Netflix. I said what I said.

[IJ | mwen pa sòt online @aChildOf2Worlds]

This thread is wild.

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

Go vote for Emmie to be on a beer can!! She’s made it to the top 100 (down from 1600+!!) Vote everyday until July 31st!! Share with your friends! Make it happen!!
https://t.co/8V6OAPwpir

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

I hate it here

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

men be like:
i respect u...

can i get nudes now! 😃

[R @rvkhsar]

men: why is your bag so heavy

also men: put this in your bag please

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

FINE I’ll say it. Enzo and Bonnie’s relationship is the ONLY good reason to watch to the end of TVD.

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

I’m stress online shopping but nothing has made it to my house yet because of rona delays so I’m not feeling fulfilled so I just keep buying stuff ya feel

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

I need a life upgrade

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

It’s so fun when petty me gets to come out and play. She really thrives.

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

No context mom quote of the day: “Oh my GAWD I’m so techy is unbelievable”

[Kelly Jo @HelloItsKellyJo]

I would just like some biscuits from Cracker Barrel.