Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella)

Look like whiskey 💀 but taste like chocolate soy milk 😜

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Lol I hate twitter but @griffinmcelroy strong-armed me into coming back with the promise of naming one of his good good boys after me #TheZoneCast

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

#christianhistorysummaries Syncletica smelled so bad, her friends called a doctor because they were suffering

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

"We used to have skin ya feckin' asshole, that's how we became SKELETONS"

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Very confused as to why there's a trail of menstral blood leading to a chunk of uterus on the wall of this cubicle 🙃

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Aesthetic: chia seeds on everything

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Spilled cucumber juice onto my crotch but I can't go home for another 1.5 hours 🙃

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Me @ me: why are you so antisocial? You're always in your room.
Also me: being around alcohol gives me panic attacks.
Me: ah, yes. Carry on.

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

#ChristianHistorySummaries if a prostitute tempts you, bite off your own tongue and spit it in her face. (Source: Life of Paul of Thebes)

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Screaming because my Amazon Prime package is delayed 😭

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Me: let's not do anything that'll make me have to pee during this movie.
Also me: *drinks an entire grande mocha 20 minutes before show*

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Every time you dogear a page in a book, a star dies.

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Fox News: Fidel Castro dead at 90
My nana, quietly and to her 91-year-old self: Ha, I lived longer than him. I beat him. Ha.

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

My actually very liberal nana is convinced that Fox News is the only news station in existence and insists on watching it and I AM PAINED

[Ryan Holmquist @RyanHolmquist]

Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed
Trump: I'm gonna be the president
Castro: well then

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Me @ anything related to Christmas: no.

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

So even though I really don't get along with my parents, they made me flawless #vegan pudding pie for thanksgiving, so I'm happy about that

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

#goals

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

#veganproblems: I accidentally left a plate of vegan roast on my pillow all day, so now my whole bed smells savory and plant-based-meaty 👌🏼

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

Ezra Miller is one of the most "woke" white male celebrities out there and I appreciate his existence very much

[Granny Stardust😈🌟 (Stella) @HelloMissFreaky]

@Lin_Manuel you can't forget to invite Massachusetts! #1MillionGifs