Mr. Niceguy

My unsolicited (and at times unhinged and incredibly cringe) opinion on politics, sports, entertainment, and pop culture. You're welcome, I guess? 🙇‍♂️

[Mr. Niceguy @HelloMrNiceGuy2]

AIPAC's gonna AIPAC.

[Maria Figuereo🇩🇴 @figtion]

I’m sorry but if you don’t think a billionaire shutting down one of the busiest streets in nyc ON THE 4TH OF JULY so she can have a wedding in a castle built inside a basketball court, is not the epitome of out of touch and “let them eat cake” then you just don’t care about people.

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He’s doing the meme irl

[deni @fiagirly]

FROM THE TRENCHES TO THE TOP STEP.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS USELESS. THEY TOLD HIM TO RETIRE. BUT ALL HE NEEDED WAS A CAR HE DEVELOPED.

SIR LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE SPANISH GRAND PRIX IN A FERRARI !!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Beefsteak 🐄 @ol_scarbrain]

My daughter’s (4th grade) teacher paid out of her own pocket for my daughter’s class to have a “fun” last field trip because of budget cuts in the school system. On a teacher’s salary. Because she loves her students. Tracy should eat shit, maybe.

[Blonde Emergency MD 🇵🇸 @blondemedSJW]

A lot of these people saying “I would adopt a Down Syndrome baby in a heartbeat” would not last a day taking care of a severely physically and intellectually disabled adult.

[En Aitch Ess @adje__]

In all seriousness, this is why you can’t have the death penalty.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Women have spent their whole lives playing male characters without complaint. Give you one female protagonist and you cry like babies. So pathetic.

[📎 (blur-pilled) @bylinebabe]

rob pattinson gets praised for this brand of humour/lack of media trained response by the same people who are hating, like, i think you’re all just misogynists and she was funny af for this

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

Didn’t we kill the Ayatollah Khamenei’s daughter and grandkids?

I dunno, sorta sounds like we shouldn’t have done that

[David Paisley @DavidPaisley]

Well, there it is.
Vote Green folks.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[☆ꕤ｡˚ @jencoholic]

South Korea is literally hell on earth for women

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

Lamine didn't raise a Hamas flag. He raised a Palestinian flag. The fact that you all find it offensive to even see a flag of Palestine or them existing as people is a you problem, not Lamine's problem. And its deeply disturbing.

[Hanky 🍷 @Hanky_solo]

A Kennedy le reventaron la cabeza a tropecientos metros y en movimiento dentro de un coche, pero, por lo que sea, a un orondo octogenario con menos movilidad que un gato de escayola no hay manera de acertarle.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

[໊ @wandasattorney]

“I just wanna go home” bitch you haven’t BEEN home since your husband died??? 😭😭😭

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one.

And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby

Ok.