Uncle Rocky

B-Dub's Bombastic Brawler! With his pal Robot Pete, he'll teach wrestling fans lessons about healthy eating, sharing, hygeine, and being a GOOD FRIEND!

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

HELLO FRIENDS! The Good Friends are proud to announce their PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS! I will be endorsing Biden/Harris, and Robot Pete will be endorsing Bob/Larry. We may disagree about our candidates but we are still GOOD FRIENDS! #EatAHealthySnack #Vote2020

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

@Seanbabydotcom I read this article backwards and now I worship Hostess fruit pies, with their flaky crust and tender filling, amen.

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

@mikey_z411 I hope he does. That lawsuit could buy YEARS worth of healthy snacks!!!

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

STOP SENDING ME THIS POO

[WWE @WWE]

.@WWEBrayWyatt, is that you?!? #RAW

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

#OOC "The Austrander" Gaunt Kindel has arrived at REGAL, and you can't take him... http://t.co/oVM8akd85T

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

#OOC New gladiator-based microfed! Defeat the cosmos in epic combat! Join REGAL! http://t.co/BebL1InnRZ

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

@ZhaliaFears Robot Pete here! My joy circuits are overheating! I know @WrestleUTA will never be the same after you beat @FlamaBlancaUTA !

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

Want to try a sword-and-sorcery themed e-fed? Upset that UFAL seems to have disappeared? Check this out! http://t.co/BebL1InnRZ

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

@MeaganG1990 Robot Pete here! I think you mean Ditzy Carter is fortunate to share a birthing day with YOU! HAPPY SPAWNIVERSARY!

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

@Mikey_Unlikely pictured here showing @WrestleUTA fans what a REAL penis looks like!

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

Robot Pete here! I'M MOVING TO CANADA YOU CRUEL ROBOT HATERS!!! http://t.co/rJ3BFUiYQt #JusticeForHitchbot #PhiladelphiaIsABadFriend

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

@frombloomcounty WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! I have a business proposal for you! Have you ever heard of my kingdom, Nigeria?

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

Robot Pete here! Please support this wonderful young robot as it journeys America! GODSPEED MY BIONIC BROTHER! http://t.co/eko4hZQ6Hx

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

@AweSomeRachelV Definitely Mickey Mouse ears! If my hands were puffy and white I'd have to wash them constantly!

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

Despite several injuries, I was somehow able to beat @Ozura13 ... maybe that's why @BoardwalkW booked me again?!

[Boardwalk Wrestling @BoardwalkW]

Boardwalk Xtra is On the Air! http://t.co/9MYw3hBTN0

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

A @BoardwalkW match!? But I am in a LOT of PAIN right now, and Robot Pete isn't being very helpful! http://t.co/MOv8dpK7x1

[Uncle Rocky @HelloUncleRocky]

[GLOB SHEET]: @BoardwalkW talent develops time travel technology, immediately uses it for evil. http://t.co/jmEbpic9yN

[Boardwalk Wrestling @BoardwalkW]

Breaking News: Uncle Rocky and Dave Van Dam Sign Full Time Contracts with Boardwalk Wrestl... http://t.co/XXyXerqblO