Hello Noto 🔰

Usually found sat on my arse with a pint in hand.... Utd fan…GLAZERS OUT

[Hello Noto 🔰 @Hello_Noto07]

#GlazersOut #WoodwardOut #NoToEuropeanSuperLeague @ManUtd

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

Locals are drawing England flags on trash down their street so the council comes and collects it faster.

Genius.

[Liam Tuffs @liamtuffs1]

Imagine living in a country where you go straight to jail for a tweet, but get bail after being arrested for ‘allegedly’ throwing a 3 year old baby into a crocodile enclosure! The world is watching is disbelief!

[Phil Rostron ⚽️👍🍻 @bigphil321]

Made me giggle this 😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️⚽️⚽️ #England #WorldCupFIFA #WorldCup

[Leo Elucci 🦉 @Real_SWFC_Media]

The England shirt Jay wears in The Inbetweeners Movie was 21 years old when the film came out.

If they filmed it today, he'd be wearing the shirt on the right.

21 years either way! 🤯

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Rob Edwards seeing this

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

“Chelsea, or I don’t play for 6 months”

Well, Alejandro, how did the move turn out pal?

United roar into Champions League football and everything is positive at the club

Chelsea scrape a top 10 finish on goal difference and your new fanbase hates you

Silly cunt

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Xabi Alonso after two weeks of training Garnacho and Delap

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Italian side Palermo might have found a real life kick off glitch…

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Southampton ticket office staff after issuing over 30,000 playoff final refunds tomorrow…

[Stanley Chow @stan_chow]

Good a first season for these 3 on the whole…

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Garnacho is a useless little lesbian. Pass it on.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 Venezia have officially secured promotion back to Serie A. 🇮🇹⚽️

The scenes in the city are absolutely insane. 🤯🍿

[Hello Noto 🔰 @Hello_Noto07]

@Missingmogwai worse live

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

We live in a footballing world where accidentally pulling someone’s hair gets you sent off but intentionally elbowing someone in the face doesn’t.

No idea how Nilson Angulo got away with this 🤯

#MUFC

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Another celebrity on Mounjaro.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Crazy goings on at Real Madrid these past few days,

1st a petition to get rid of Mbappe reaches 30 million signatures

Then Tchouameni and Valverde end up in a physical scrap with Valverde needing hospital treatment

El Classico up on Sunday 🎆🎆🎆

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤯 @adidasfootball have DROPPED an absolutely STACKED cast for their new 2026 World Cup advert. 🔥

🎬 Featuring names like Timothée Chalamet, Lionel Messi, Bad Bunny, Lamine Yamal, Jude Bellingham, Zinedine Zidane and David Beckham. 🤩

This is PURE CINEMA. 🍿🔥

[Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jonmikesav8]

Brilliant 😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

PICTURE PERFECT! 📸