Bios awaken an existential fear in me that I can not put into words.. so hi, my names Abby, I'm a Leo, a broke writer and a part time sarcasm enthusiast. -✌🏻💗
I am also from Texas. I don't own a gun and I don't have an Oscar but I couldn't agree more with everything this ardent supporter of the 2A had to say. He has a much bigger voice and much tighter abs. Thank you #MatthewMcConaughey. https://t.co/1H9drlngsd
Given that this year’s #MetGala theme references America’s Gilded Age, we’re expecting celebrities to go full-on period drama on the red carpet. Think opera gloves, frilled hems, and bosom-boasting bodices reminiscent of the romantic aesthetics from the era.
Imagining the costume designer wetting a bunch of shirts in prep and going “More sheer! More sheer! More sheer!” until they finally found the perfect tissue paper cotton for this absolutely bonkers scene. #bridgertonS2
If you work at the bookstore that sold 400 books to Ashley Tisdale's husband before her Architectural Digest tour, PLEASE get in touch with me so I can write the story of my dreams! CC: @whoweekly
If Ben does not get to say "I've seen what you truly are, and I've never turned away. I never will. Can he say the same?" with tears in those puppy dog eyes of his I'll throw something
HGTV couples are always a man being like “I GOTTA have my man cave to relax and unwind” and a woman begging for first floor laundry to make domestic servitude less soul-crushing
Seinfeld Today: Elaine spends six hours in a testing line, Jerry finds his new girlfriend less attractive with a mask off, George attends an anti-vax rally so he can get "super-immunity," and Kramer hoards rapid tests.