DanaLipton

Dana is my name:) Follow i follow back.
My sister on here is @chloekilla follow her!

[DanaLipton @HellooDanna]

i typed ''ninjas'' into my thesaurus and it said ''ninjas can not be found'' well played ninjas.

[DanaLipton @HellooDanna]

@Chanteezzyyy i misssssss youuu(:

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Screw you recommending serving size. You dont know me

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

A fun thing to do in the checkout like is to take on thing from the cart in front of you and see if they notice. Last week i took a baby.

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

when the space shuttle gets back from it last mission wouldnt it bee funny if we all dressed as apes

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Twinkle twinkle little whore relationships involve 2 not 4

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

do you like water?
yes?
good, you already like 72% of me :D

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i hate when i gently toss my phone onto my bed and it decisdes to richoche off 3 walls knock over a lamp and hit a cat

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Never under estimate a girls ability to find out things ;p

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Yesterday my friend posted that he has finally reached 1000 friends. so i deleted him lol

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

I spent the morning staring as this extremly sexy girl and i started thinking Damn Am i gay? Then i realized i was looking in the mirror!

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

That awkward as fuck moment when you run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

Its ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, love those who hurt us, and hurt those who love us...

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

I have 1000 songs anbd only listenin to about 25 of them

[LiamNelson @IBeLiam]

your heart is not broken if it was you would be dead so shut up! -DanielTosh

[LiamNelson @IBeLiam]

I got a job at a lamp store

i knew it was a cright idea!

[LiamNelson @IBeLiam]

Found out today that you're suppose to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sorry strange lady at waffle house. just trynna help

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Hell Yeah Home alone! :D
Expectation: Parttty!!! (:
Reality: peeing with the door open.