J.L. Caliban

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@TheBrownFuture @mattforney I’m not a male feminist you can be non woke and still think shit is fucked up. Talking about virility is gay btw if you actually got pussy you wouldn’t write like this

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@KewlCondones Cringe gooner account. What skeletons you got in your closet bro?

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@OpticalRetard1 This is the type of brag you make when you only had sex once and have to latch onto the fact for your own sanity

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@dustysutton009 @GD44vh Being a MAGA rape apologise is just as easy and gay as being a woke idiot. Two sides of the same social media-brained coin. Just be good to the people around you and stop spreading negativity into the world wether you are left or right

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@GD44vh You’re a virgin as per your own posts. It might be soy and Reddit to poke fun at people for being virgins but at the end of day, it is an undeniable failure to have never breached that very basic milestone and after a certain point its permanent black stain on your character

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@aidannonx But your dad can’t be brought back to life

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@defnoodlesreal If you weren’t irrevocably traumatised by missing all your milestones with the opposite sex you wouldn’t be devoting this much time and energy into doxxing her even if you did think she was lying. Hurt people hurt people is what I’m getting at

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@LiquidizerGroyp @johntriplette @dash_eats Yeah fair enough twitter is gay

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@Sabrinasdonut @AzPetrich even worse than I imagined. I know this exact kind of guy. I’m even ‘friendly’ with one of them. They are entertaining in a car crash kind of way but you absolutely cannot introduce them to any woman you might know and will have to come up with excuses for why you know them

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@AzPetrich Imagine how people talk about this guy behind his back at social functions. People like this are a dime a dozen and are always socially propped up by one or two people who are semi-embarrassed to be friends with him but vouch for him anyway

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@LiquidizerGroyp @johntriplette @dash_eats He and another guy got peer pressured into group sex by a girl they didn’t want to have sex with? That is incredibly cucked behaviour if it was true, which it isn’t

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@AldengoldHD @raynisakitty @DqRoman1 Yeah I think they are creepy and depressing to look at

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@StevenJonMiller

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@aidannonx too performative to be true. You wouldn’t brag about some gay tryhard edgy jokes you made to women you dated if it was true because it would be too cringe if anyone you slept with saw you bragging about it online on twitter. Therefore I can categorically say that this is a lie.

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@johntriplette @dash_eats This is the gayest and fakest bullshit I ever read. “Back when I was in college and having le epic sex with a whole room of 10/10 baddies who all wanted my dick and thought I was the coolest guy ever, I did feel a little raped ngl 🥺👉👈”

[J.L. Caliban @Helloskinny_]

@dash_eats Come on man you don’t have to be like this. You already got your bag. You have (or had) a husband and career. You could literally just log off.

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@JohnCleese “Oooh biggus dickus! Silly walks!” Yeah comedy genius mate

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@annakhachiyan @ggreenwald For everyone to have a take on it

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@annakhachiyan @ggreenwald It doesn’t have to be rape for it to be despicable behaviour. Having those frat kids face posted everywhere and being named and shamed is equal and fitting punishment for their actions even if they do not belong in jail. It is a sad and seedy story all around that does not need