HellsRS

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[HellsRS @HellsLionRS]

@Linahuaa This post did not age well

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THREE PEAT

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@Veigar_v2 The Singed name is WILD 💀💀💀

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toplaners are animals and should be shot (in game)

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@Sick_Nerd @kick Hypocrite much? Anyway go get that bag king 🙏

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@Thorin you might have deleted the post but you're still a fucking cunt. What sick mind sees this image and immediately thinks "haha let me make this about my hate boner for faker and his fans"

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@PuddleofMana @rsnFinah You're actually a moron

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[HellsRS @HellsLionRS]

@RSchi_pa_pa There are other spells you can use to get off it, therefore you are not stuck

Or just track your cds better, skill issue 👍

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@VeeJustbrowsing @RSchi_pa_pa Plenty of AoE in necro already (stupid amounts tbh)

You take no damage with necro anyway so all this is is more afkscape which is pretty in line with necro playstyle I suppose

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Seeing a lot of stuff on my TL about Imane Khelif. I'd like everyone to take two steps back and do some critical thinking. You lot are telling me that Algeria (a very conservative Muslim country) of all countries is sending trans people to the Olympics?

Grow a brain pls

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If I had a penny for every time fnatic threw a 5k+ gold lead against g2 I'd have 3 pennies which isn't much but kinda weird that it happened thrice

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The amount of Englishmen frothing at the mouth and clapping their hands in glee at a detained Asian man lying face down on the floor having his head kicked in and stomped on by a police officer, just shows me how supposedly "progressive" countries really aren't that progressive

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@ExpressLOL_ Two best ADCs ever created... you mean in Europe right 💀

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This Em album goes hardddddddd 🔥

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The EWC has really hammered home how ignorant and paranoid people are about Saudi Arabia and how they would rather point out every single perceived flaw, real or not, rather than doing some actual research.

God help me if I see one more "blood money" nonsense post.

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anyway fuck tarzaned

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@Waydots i'm not a fan of ryan's vision for the game but you genuinely have to be deluded to think that you have done more for the game than him. lil bro his left toe is worth more to the game than your entire being

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

Some of you may be wondering why the entire bureaucratic caste of the USA is completely obsessed with weird sex stuff.

Sure, we can all have good fun ranting about how insane this cult is, and watching them melt down when we leave skid marks on their sacred icons, but sooner or later, you gotta ask... why.

It's the toaster-fucker problem. Some of you may be familiar. Goes like this, and I quote:

I blame the internet. Back in the days before it, we had to learn to live with those around us, now you can just go out and find someone as equally stupid as yourself.

I call it the toaster fucker problem. Man wakes up in 1980, tells his friends "I want to fuck a toaster" Friends quite rightly berate and laugh at him, guy deals with it, maybe gets some therapy and goes on a bit better adjusted.

Guy in 2021 tells his friends that he wants to fuck a toaster, gets laughed at, immediately jumps on facebook and finds "Toaster Fucker Support group" where he reads that he's actually oppressed and he needs to cut out everyone around him and should only listen to his fellow toaster fuckers.

Apply this analogy to literally any insular bubble, it applies as equally to /r/thedonald as it does to the emaciated Che Guevara larpers that cry thinking about ringing their favourite pizza place.

But the toaster fucker problem doesn't stop there.

Because every social group has an axis of prestige. They have to compete with each other for status somehow. That's what humans do.

And in the toaster-fucking group, the axis of prestige aligns with fucking toasters.

So first they compete to see who can fuck the most toasters.

Then, when that is saturated, they one up each other by being most open with the general public about their toaster fucking ways.

Then they make toaster-fucker pride t-shirts and hats and bumper stickers.

Then they move on to bragging about how they sneak into other people's kitchens and fuck their toasters, too, and swap tips for how to introduce kids to the joys of toaster-fucking.

But it doesn't stop there, either.

Pretty soon normal people, who ten years before would shrugged and said "that's weird", are now sick of toaster-fucker flags everywhere and their kids being told to fuck toasters by sickos, and now they're going to burn every toaster-fucker flag they see, and Florida just passed a law requiring you to be 21 years old with proof of ID to buy a toaster. And Utah has banned toasters altogether and the Mormons have stopped even eating toast, bagels, waffles, or any other heated bread product.

But it doesn't stop there, either.

Because a few toaster-fuckers get beaten with fence posts by people sick of hearing about toaster-fucking, and other people, who didn't see or hear the toaster-fuckers' prior behavior, say "holy shit, toaster fuckers really are oppressed". And they decide to become "toaster-fucker allies", despite the fact that they haven't the slightest real interest in fucking any toasters themselves.

But it doesn't stop there. Because toaster-fucking has become a sacred cause, it must now must compete with other sacred causes for the minds of highly programmable non-player characters, and there are clashes in the streets between the Toaster Fucker Pride March and the Stop Raccoon Shaving protests.

This is what "go outside and touch grass" really means. It doesn't mean that plants magically cure insanity, it means go encounter randomly selected people who have nothing to do with you other than geographic proximity.

The purpose of this is to remember what normal people are like, and what normalcy is.

It's not that normal people don't do weird things. Maybe they like their pancakes with ketchup. Maybe they consider midgets to be the height of sex appeal. Maybe they never wash their socks, but just throw them away and buy more instead.

What makes normal people normal is that they keep that shit to themselves when it isn't relevant.

Like when you're an institute for space exploration.

Not toaster fucking.

Space exploration.

Remember?