Helen

... from the sublime to the ridiculous...

[Helen @Hellvale]

I’m getting just a bit sick of feeling like I am a punchbag for entitled people to take all their frustrations out on. How lovely would it be to just tell them to ‘get over it’ or even better ‘Fuck off!!’ Bloody hell do people like to moan …. I spose a bit like I am now heheh!

[Helen @Hellvale]

Maybe I’m back, maybe I’m not …. but I am puzzling over my seemingly inexhaustible energy levels … no one can keep up with me until the next time I’m moaning about burnout of course ….

[Helen @Hellvale]

@laurenlaverne @BBC6Music the opening high hat on Hanging around always raises the hairs on the back of my neck… my all time fav Stranglers tune.. cheers Lauren set me up this morning

[Helen @Hellvale]

She will turn purple as she has gone mad for blackberries. #bumperharvest

[Helen @Hellvale]

How has this energy cost rise been allowed to happen when the energy companies declare such obscene profits whilst we suffer the consequences of global warming? How have we allowed the rich to openly laugh in our faces. This inhumanity has to change.

[Helen @Hellvale]

Triple rollovers, biggest ever prizes, multimillion pounds to be won!!!
I don’t want multi millions !!! ... just the 1 million would do me .... #everhopeful #tryingnottobegreedy #lotto @TNLUK

[Helen @Hellvale]

Some people really disappoint and never evolve from the school yard ... but some people do grow up and TF for them the amazing adults that they are! #saturdaymusing

[Helen @Hellvale]

Hacienda Classical was ace last night because it wasn’t too packed. We could dance with space. Tonight I suspect at Primal Scream they will be brill, they never disappoint but it will be too packed I am getting grumpy about being shoved about by sweaty young things #oldladymoan

[Helen @Hellvale]

I think the Teflon coat is wearing off the Toxic Haybale #BorisOut

[Helen @Hellvale]

The world must be having a lovely breather from all the genuine shit going on and having a good old belly laugh at the shit show farce in our pathetic excuse for a government #BorisOut

[Helen @Hellvale]

No fridge, no milk, no brew.... #gaspingforabrew #needtea #allkindsofwrong

[Helen @Hellvale]

It’s licence not license ffs .... we are not America yet!!!

[Helen @Hellvale]

Have we all finished celebrating those who think they’re better than us now?

[Helen @Hellvale]

Just been asked to a Jubilee street party round the corner. I’m working and not interested in celebrating but I do feel it will be a good community Meetup so will pop over with something cold and fizzy after work. Love my ‘hood.

[Helen @Hellvale]

Apparently I have good bones .. nice to know at my tender age ...

[Helen @Hellvale]

You know when something odd and quirky happens to you (all the time!) and you want to tell everyone your ‘you will ever believe’ story but no one else finds it remotely interesting and clearly don’t believe you ... that ... #itreallyhappenedhonest

[Helen @Hellvale]

Sigh ... guess what ... the train back to Manchester is delayed ... again. Every time we come to London. Sort your act out #avanti #networkrail

[Helen @Hellvale]

‘The Truth is a Wolf and it will hunt you down’ ...wish I had written this quote because I have known the truth for a long time ....

[Helen @Hellvale]

@BarakahFoodAid Indeed it will and I hope you are well and ready to enjoy the rising temperatures..

[Helen @Hellvale]

Retail therapy is the answer when you have had a very disappointing day ….