HellwQrldL

Co-Host of the Adventures in HellwQrld podcast and adrenochrome-fueled liberal shitposter. He/him.

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That awkward moment when you go to deactivate your Twitter account and can't remember your password.

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All of this Matt Walsh nonsense is a great merch-related cautionary tale for those of us who have small podcasts where we refer to the listeners as "beautiful babies"

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“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.”

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@HumansNoContext Any hip hop song worth dancing to.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3

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The moment the Twitter icon changes to that fuckin' X on my phone is the exact moment you'll never see me on this platform again.

Until then I plan on getting snarkier in my replies because this place is all stupid goons and echo-chamber warriors now. Well, mostly-all.

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@think_or_swim @EliotJacobson My god...a graph no normal person will understand at all. Forget the hat, I'm trying to prevent my socks from flying off!

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@c_joseph91 @kitten_tay @CensoredMen Friend you ain't lyin'. But social media isn't a place for someone to back down in the face of exactly the evidence they wanted!

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"I like the letter X."

Guess that explains all the ex-wives.

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Twitter nowdays be like

Regular User: *posts article about Anne Frank*

Verified User: *something anti-semetic*

Verified User With OnlyFans Account: "I'm way hotter than her."

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This week @Az_rww is filling in for Sarge. Get those questions in! #AskPokerAnything #AskAZRWWAnything #AskLAnything #BeautifulBabies

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@mickjensenmj @xsyntryk1 BiiiiduuuummMMMMMB CHAAAAAAARGE!

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@theliamnissan Gotta give it to the guy: It's impressive to have so much of ones face covered and still be cheating so much forehead to camera.

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@GaryPetersonUSA @xsyntryk1 Mans is what happens when you look up "caked up" and it comes back with multiple definitions.

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@BettyBowers Her powerful faith in The Lord hasn't stopped her from having Resting Terrified Face. She looks like she's being photographed by her trafficker.

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@SaudiMan2023 @insanereality Oh yeah? That's your right? According to who, exactly?

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@JustinWhang Pictured: Buzz Lighthead

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@NoContextHumans Um, actually that's Dad's Monster.

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Mailbag! Fill the mailbag! #AskPokerAnything #AskSargeAnything #AskLAnything #BeautifulBabies

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@McJesse @ChiNorth55 This joke format really hangs on the rule of 3s, so it's gonna fuckin' kill in the runup to 2028.