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@DQuilici1 @upstatefederlst Did the legislature pass a law authorizing this tax or fee? If so, please provide the citation for same. Thanks, FedMan.

[hawk030303 @framelinewilly]

Matt Bevin, former KY governor, has been having fun since being voted out of office. 🤣🤣

With deadline past, Matt Bevin requests more time to provide financial records https://t.co/pas9lA7rgB

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A huge win for the voters! Judge denies bid to keep Louisville Metro Council candidate off ballot https://t.co/lvQfLr6nWa via @courierjournal

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@bykatiebuehler Honest question: Why does the SCOTUS seem to dislike jury trials/verdicts?

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Muhammad Ali's greatest feat? Athletes never have to shut up and play https://t.co/SfhHZMNRSr via @courierjournal

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@ameliaknisely Thanks for continuing to write about this topic. It needs a spotlight on it.

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@MarshallCohen Tina sincerely regrets being caught.

[Lucas Aulbach @LucasAulbach]

From @RubyGrisin: The arrest warrant for Matt Bevin had been recalled after the former governor paid a $250 fine over failing to appear in-person yesterday for a Jefferson Family Court hearing https://t.co/KGIwSRpW0f

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Arrest warrant out for Matt Bevin. He says he missed court appearance because a boulder had fallen on his home in Maine

https://t.co/wKXjTzI4cv

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@bowmanlegal Congrats!

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@FoxNews Did JD address this? Donald Trump’s presidential pardons across his two terms have wiped away more than $1.3 billion in victim restitution. When adding court-ordered criminal fines, forfeitures, and penalties, the total financial obligations erased nearly $2 billion.

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BREAKING NEWS: We are pleased to announce that our firm has SETTLED a lawsuit against ourselves against the US government. We look forward to the taxpayers paying us damages in the amount of a billion dollars (more or less).

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@conlin_lauren I am setting the over/under at 55 minutes.

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@SenRandPaul @POTUS Why did he put a tax (which he calls a tariff) on KY bourbon in the first place? Was this a good idea or a bad one?

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@KentuckyDerby "Corporate Greed" wins by a mile

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@unusual_whales Any teeth if there are violations? Or just take the money and laugh at the rest of us? What about the administration? The House of Representatives? The Judiciary? Family members?

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@Mollyploofkins So long, equal justice. Nice knowing you.

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SCOTUS rules that Louisiana is protecting minority voting rights after all. In other news, the Pope is reportedly converting to Islam.

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Proud to announce that we are expanding our practice to include sea shell litigation claims.