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The 2020 Season for the Internetional Helmetball League is under way!

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Do not adjust your television sets! We have some wiring issues (pretty sure Cyan faked fixing them. Seems sus) and the last couple games were live but have not been put into the streaming side. They've been uploaded but they're not showing up. Will fix soon!

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Least favorite team in the IHL? VOTE! #scavnetquestiontime

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This is so cute. Howard Johnson (no relation) CLEARLY is crushing on Brenda Bronson. I kinda ship it? #LasVegasCardSharks #HoustonSpace @HelmetballComms

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Wow did anyone else see Birkham Bangles 360 no scope that pass to Hammond for 30+ yards?? Impressive. #LasVegasCardSharks #HoustonSpace @HelmetballComms

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Well, we did what we could. The dang gopher's tore up the field so bad, the Drakes are going to have to build a BRAND NEW STADIUM on the other side of town. Our camera crew tried setting up and the gophers just chewed through EVERY WIRE 😭 see you tomorrow for more Helmetball!

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**DELAY OF GAME** HEY! Who let these gophers into the stadium? They WRECKED the dang field. Tonight's San Fran @ Denver game is being postponed until tomorrow, so we can get the groundskeepers in here to fix up the field. See you tomorrow at 8:15 pm EST!

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PSA: Please stop pouring Smoke-a-Cola on electrical devices at home. Jon H.A.A.M. was a 1 in a 1,286,889 fluke that survived instead of melting on impact.

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Did not know robots could laugh until tonight’s game. https://t.co/AOPnyZzNw7

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Special thanks to our Iowa-based sponsor for last night’s game:

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Week 3 kicks off in 45 minutes! https://t.co/lUCpHuTu0t

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He’s trying his best. Leave him alone! 😢

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@HelmetballComms hey, it seems like Alfredo Falcone doesn’t really know much about this sport? What gives?

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Tonight’s game will be postponed to tomorrow. Although we may all need/want some fun and good right now, it is hard for us to imagine acting like we’re all okay in this moment.

Rest In Power, RBG. A Champion to all. https://t.co/9c0V7BFFkO

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Maybe we should provide some sort of towel for drying off the Helmetball so it’s easier to throw... but that sounds like a lot of work. :/

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Yes we’re a highly organized sport. Yes we have a very detailed list of intricate rules. YES we are filled with paradoxes. We exist.

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@Ben_Etc Luckily most people can usually tell who’s a Dumpster Fire and who’s a dumpster fire. Because we all know the entire IHL firmly stands with the LGBTQ+ community. Another quote, “Trans rights are human rights.” That was from Hieronymous Fenstermaker, starting QB.

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@Ben_Etc The Jacksonville Dumpster Fires do not claim this one. “JK Rowling is an isolated incident,” says Skimby Johnson, team owner.

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Stump fails to get the conversion. Followed by a failed flubby kick. You know what that means!

PROPOSAL TIME! Thanks for joining us for this game. Final score, Manitowoc 19 San Fran 24!

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#ManitowocMinutemen receive the kickoff from the #SanFranWaveChasers.

Solomon gets a 39 pass immediately after.

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Big boi throw alert!! McKnight brings it in for a TD.