Hurricane Helms

There’s a storm brewing.. #STANDBACK #TWA [Not Real]

[Hurricane Helms @HelmsCominThru]

// Hurricane Helms/Shane Helms RP
• New-ish to character/Old as hell to RP
• Literate
• Occasional jackass
• Non-dating
• Comedic gold medalist

No RT? WASSUPWITDAT?

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WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!

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@OfficialTWA I guess not.

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Wow, we really do need one of those. https://t.co/mi2Cnpvdtp

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*Walks past the table, stopping and turning back looking over the ingredients and reads the sign before flipping said table and walking away* https://t.co/vVlpnNNiCx

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@ABeatnikVision Figures.

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Is there ever a time that you’re not an asshole? I thought Canadians were nice. https://t.co/wZz1GArr1q

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@CaptKillswitch @ABeatnikVision Don’t you have some children to yell at or something?

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@CaptKillswitch @TWAWrestleFest @OfficialTWA Got your girl to do that for me though? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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See you at #WFIV, Captain.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Sorry for getting emotional

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You have a lot of pent up anger. Do you want to talk about it? https://t.co/KkapKPmAuQ

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Wow, were you on Edge like this when you guys were tagging? Oh wait, he dropped the dead weight when he kicked your ass to the curb.

And I don’t eat sushi. https://t.co/PdyccS8nMf

[Hurricane Helms @HelmsCominThru]

Very funny, Captain. Lets see if you are still making all of these jokes after you experience the wrath of a Category 5 Hurricane.

And Christian, we all know you shop at Tar-gay.

#WFIV https://t.co/yiNCZzw2HL

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@RatedFuckingR @CaptKillswitch @OfficialTWA @iDwayneJohnson You have never been more right, Edge. Never underestimate the Hurri-powers.

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I still want to beat this fucker (@CaptKillswitch) up. @OfficialTWA