HelmsDeep CPA

Retired CPA. MAGA from day one. Taxation, investments, and political trolling is my thing. Heaven bound even with my flaws. 🚫 DM’s

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The democrat party has clearly become the demoncrat party.

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@TheeDanFreeman @usanewshq You effin pussy!! 😂😂😂

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Old phrase: lit up like a Christmas tree

New phrase: lit up like an AI Center

Drove by an AI Center in Texas and literally saw it for miles! Then drove past it. Looks like a LED Farm. So bright!

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@MarkHamill Fuck off you sick liberal piece of shit.

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@AlexMasonCrypto Déjà vu. I have read that exact post under another name. People who copy other people’s posts are a pathetic piece of shit.

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Iran is playing the futures and stock market. Has been since the war started. They can change the direction of every element of the market. They know what side of the market to be on before they make an announcement. They close positions, making millions, flip to the other side of the trade, and make a contrary announcement to make the market move the direction they want. Brilliant if this is what they are doing. But some brokerage or investment firm has to be helping them. I think we all know which one that would be. Just a thought.

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@RepThomasMassie @RepRoKhanna You damn libs are all the same. Eff off.

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@unusual_whales Sure. Sure. “ “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”

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Watching the Olympics. Enjoying a sport I never thought I would like. Curling.

Lots of talking and yelling I could do without. Makes you realize the differences in languages across the globe. I gotta say it.

Chinese and Japanese has got to be the ugliest most irritating language of all. ESPECIALLY if spoken by women. Literally as bad as chalkboard scratching.

Opposite end of that spectrum is the Italians. Beautiful. Especially when spoken by women.

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@StockMKTNewz Yikes!

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What’s up with Duncan Donuts new ghetto commercial?

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@Eleutheroph0bia @greg_price11 So do the fucking idiots who vote for them.

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@clareanneath @zerohedge Freakin murderers. All of them. Burn in hell.

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@KobeissiLetter Stupid bastards. Libs hate America.

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Truth:

Seven of the top 10 growth states currently have Republican governors, and nine voted Republican in the most recent presidential election. Conversely, nine of the bottom 10 growth states are governed by Democrats, with seven voting blue in the last election.

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@YahooFinance @SCClemons Don’t speak for me asshole.

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@GuntherEagleman @Saxymusicone Never will. It’s us (non-politicians) against them.

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@GuntherEagleman @bosco1 @LeaderJohnThune @AGPamBondi @SpeakerJohnson “They” are “them”.

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@mattvanswol @brejamobu It will never happen. Republicans are spineless pussies.

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They are all spineless pussies

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I’ve lost all faith in the House Republicans

They won’t do diddly squat.