Helmut VonSchmidt

Night jock at the MIGHTY KBER 101 in Salt Lake City for over 30 years! Also a beerman! MMMMM beer!!!!!! Star Wars and Marvel! Thoughts are my own.

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I’ve been very lucky to be at the same radio station for 27 years. I’ve that time I’ve encountered a few assholes, though not many luckily. One PD told me “ya know I don’t get why people like you, but I guess some do” I was 18 years old at the time #NationalRadioDay

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@toddster427 Shit, just saw this. Costco the Moab Variety pack, Smith’s is a better bet. Proper, TF Brewing, KiiTOS, and Moab are all great

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@thekevinryder Now Fred Durst just needs the buttholes!

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@alliemackay I mean, it’s not ideal.

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@NewRockstars No, and you go straight to hell for trying to make me!!

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@NFL_DovKleiman Neal Anderson

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@CaseyJ_516 For a short period of time when I was in little league Barry Lyons was my favorite player.

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@thekevinryder @alliemackay @KevinandSluggo @955KLOS @RealMerrinD Bet he’s used his “stain stick” on that shirt a few times already

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My penis? Detachable.

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@kelly__le We find out why the ‘lumpa’s are brown.

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@JohnnyHoey Frame it. So awesome!!

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@clydetombaugh Woah.

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@Eve6 “It’s been . . One week since you indicted me”

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@BradyPoppinga @KGrahamSports Whether the o-line and the OC failed Zack Wilson or not, it hasn’t worked. Try a vet to get through until AR is back. The rest won’t be addressed until the off-season.

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@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky Old Forehead and Scowl.

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@Tjonesonthenba It’s beyond the Dray norm. To the point you worry about his mental health.

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As a child of the 90s, this is it. Rooster, Them Bones, Angry Chair, Would, and Down in a Hole. Damn.

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@bradmeltzer Awesome.

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@bradmeltzer been on a binge revisiting several of your fine audiobooks and I am wondering, why the Elliot in the Morning reference in most/all of them?

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@TheDonOfBeer An ice cold Schlitz!