Helmut Woodage

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[Helmut Woodage @HelmutWoodage]

@ModusDarts180 @Fsherrock @lpdetecting @EmpireFightingC @DynastyDartsInt @LstyleEurope @MSSdarts @OfficialPDC @OfficialOLDarts @MarshallMotorGp OBE on the way!

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@JC_Darts You’re unusually late for the blog post this week… guessing it’s a colossal one about the Pinocchio MBE, can’t wait to read the masterpiece that’s on the way about that!!!

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@TheConnorCain A beautiful tribute well said @TheConnorCain

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@DartsNorthants When’s your next home match?
We need to get those lads ready to do the Arab dance with Ricky again, absolute legends! 👍

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@JC_Darts Great work again JC 👍

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Bob Potter would have made a century if it wasn’t for Des Jacklin ruining the last few years of his life. They took darts away from the home of darts.
Jacklins = Scum.
Bob Potter early death = blame Des Jacklin.

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𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙋𝙊𝘿𝘾𝘼𝙎𝙏!

Episode 3⃣0⃣0⃣

🗣️ Guests
@JonnyClay9
Des Jacklin
Martin Foulds

🗣️ Co-hosts
@lalmoss20
Burton DeWitt

🥳 300th special
🎯 Weekend review
📭 Mailbag

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@WeeklyDartscast @JonnyClay9 @lalmoss20 @Dartwolf180 @Darts_World @Beer52HQ @DaveAllen1981 @OfficialPDC @SkySportsDarts @ModusDarts180 @reddragondarts @Zxfsports @stuartpykesport Holy smokes Des Jacklin is on the show is this a late April fools joke or for real?

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@goodevans180 Did those walk on legends join you down there? Those Arab lads are superb!

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@TargetDarts @LoveDartsUK @sbunting180

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@JC_Darts @darts_forum A tremendous blog again JC! Great work!

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@JC_Darts @4ty2wo @itsocheagain @HighRollerRadio @darts_forum Wolfie says Sharon ran off with her personal trainer Derek

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Commiserations @JC_Darts & @itsocheagain
I know one thing you have in common you’re both massive @SClub7 fans
Paul will be missed RIP

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@WeeklyDartscast

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@JC_Darts He’s the worst world champion there’s ever been including world champions at lakeshite

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@TheConnorCain Breaking News delivered by Connor Cain, great work again, I wasn’t expecting that either, do you think he was?
I also heard about the WWE deal from you as well

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@sdgdarts @sdg_customs Why are you closing the account when you could just update the handle?

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@uniquelyjoe @Duzza180 It’s worth less than a fiver now

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@WeeklyDartscast Follow up question…
Will Luke Littler have any other facial expressions from his current one facial expression by April 3, 2024?

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@anonymous_darts Hahahahahahaha

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