Heloise Horton

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People of Twitter: how do you clean out peanut butter jars before putting them in the recycling?

No, my tongue doesn’t reach the bottom.

Yes, I have tried.

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@YokoChocLab Must. Try. Harder. 🎾

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@GeoffCrowther1 That has made me go a bit tingly!

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@conwild Ketchup with beans should be illegalised (which is definitely A Word)

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@chasingbadger 👍🏻👍🏻

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@chasingbadger Have the clocks already gone back at your house…? 😊

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@_FatGirlsCanRun It’s for the best. They’ll have gone off by December 👍🏻

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@_FatGirlsCanRun I assume you’re not intending to save them until Actual Christmas…? 🥧🥧🥧

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It’s not a debating society. Just answer the questions FFS #universitychallengeproblems

[Katy Moon's Haunted @Oog]

Unless you’re caught red-handed, all investigations are retrospective. It’s not Minority Report.

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@GeoffCrowther1 You do look Very Happy Indeed 🚴🏻🚴🏻

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@HairyMcFairy 🤣🤣🤣 Well hopefully you enjoyed it, despite the mortification and the DOMS! 💪🏻

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@HairyMcFairy I could usually be found at the back of the class, facing the wrong way and stepping off to the left whilst everyone else was stepping right. It made me seriously doubt that any of my limbs were actually connected to my brain. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@HairyMcFairy I have insufficient co-ordination to do step!

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"to be honest, Sally, this looked way more fun on the box"

📸: Jango, owner of @SallyLWalker

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@zcelliott Thank you lovely lady xx

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I think I might start chairing meetings this way. Yielding 30 seconds for each person to say their piece seems a very efficient way of going about things.

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

This aged well @charliekirk11

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When you are on a Teams call and you double-check you are muted because you have to tell your dog to get her face out of the bin #workingfromhomeproblems

[Bill Turnbull @billtu]

Do you hear this, @BorisJohnson?

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@rlewington2 Thank you!

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@rlewington2 Hi, you’ve been recommended to help with a moth caterpillar ID. Any thoughts? 😊🐛

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Not a great photo, but this is eating its way through a coriander plant we have in the conservatory (and it does GIANT poos). We’re wondering Angle Shades...? @MothIDUK @BritishMoths